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HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus Dungeon Crawler Carl-inspired litrpg Patch
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HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus Dungeon Crawler Carl-inspired litrpg Patch
Sale Price $11.39
Original Price $13.40
Original value: $26.80
New total: $22.78
Highlights
Patch depicting HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus with a Micro uzi shooting and tagline: "I am the way, Motherfucker" from Dungeon Crawler Carl DCC T'Ghee Cards.
Designer note: I opted for a single Uzi to better match the book. A more "gangster" style text to reflect the casualness HeyZoos brings to the table.
- 3in Wide
- 2.5in High
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great patches!! can't wait to add them to my EDC!! BY ZEV!!
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