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Comfort Colors® Absolutely Not Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Tee, Introvert Gift For Her, Trendy Quote Shirt, Humor Statement Tee, Anti Social Club

Arrives soon! Get it by May 29-Jun 8 if you order today
May 29-Jun 8

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Highlights

This sarcastic tee boldly expresses your true feelings with a touch of humor. It makes a fantastic introvert gift for anyone who appreciates witty, straightforward communication.

📏 SIZING NOTE
For a relaxed, cozy oversized fit, we recommend sizing up one size 💕

🛍️ HOW TO ORDER
🖼️ Browse listing photos for size charts + color options
🧺 Select your quantity (extras are always a good idea 🤍)
🎨 Choose your size and color from the dropdown menus
➕ Add to cart
💳 Complete checkout
📦 Your item will be made just for you and shipped out quickly

👚 SHIRT / SWEATSHIRT SIZING
We offer a variety of sizes and beautiful color options to fit your style.
Please review the size charts in the listing photos to find your perfect fit ✨

👗 FIT DETAILS
Designed with a relaxed, slightly oversized unisex fit
Size down for a more fitted look or size up for an extra cozy oversized feel

🌿 SHIRT DETAILS & MATERIALS
✿ Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
✿ 100% ring-spun US cotton
✿ Crew neckline with short sleeves
✿ Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look and feel
✿ Soft, lived-in feel with relaxed fit
✿ Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

☁️ SWEATSHIRT DETAILS & MATERIALS
✿ Comfort Colors 1566 Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt
✿ 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend
✿ Ultra-soft fleece interior
✿ Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look and feel
✿ Relaxed cozy fit with ribbed cuffs

🌿 UNIQUE CHARACTER
Each piece is garment-dyed, giving it a soft vintage look with slight natural variations that make every item one of a kind 🤍

🚚 PROCESSING & SHIPPING
🧵 Processing time: 1–4 business days
📦 Shipping time: 2–6 business days after production
🎁 Please allow extra time during holidays

🎨 COLOR NOTE
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and the garment-dyeing process

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
🫧 Wash inside out in cold water
🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry
🚫 Do not bleach
🚫 Do not dry clean
🚫 Do not iron directly on design

🔁 RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Each item is made to order, so we are unable to accept returns or exchanges.
If there is an issue with your order, please reach out—we are always happy to help 💛

💌 QUESTIONS?
Message us anytime on Etsy—we typically respond within 24 business hours ✨

🌼 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING BLUE DASHER APPAREL
We’re so grateful you’re here 🤍 Be sure to check out our other cozy + cute designs!

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $5.99
  • Ships from: Las Vegas, NV

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