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Funny Introvert Shirt I Like People From A Distance, Sarcastic Quote Tee

MuseMintThreads  
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Sep 30-Oct 5

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Highlights

  • Materials: Cotton, polyester

This introvert shirt says everything you're thinking but would never say out loud — in elegant serif font, no less. Featuring the deadpan phrase "I Like People. From A Distance. Preferably Via Text." printed in clean white lettering on a rich espresso tee, it's the ultimate wearable mood for anyone who values their personal space. A relatable and laugh-out-loud gift for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who prefers a good text over a phone call.

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🛒 How to Order
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🧵 Product Details
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this premium unisex t-shirt offers a soft, breathable feel with long-lasting durability. It’s designed for both comfort and style - ideal for daily wear or special moments. The design is printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks that are safe for your skin and maintain their vibrancy over time. Our t-shirts feature DTF (Direct to Film) printing technology, where the design is precisely printed onto a special film and then transferred onto the fabric.


📏 Size Guide
Available in S, M, L, XL, and XXL.
For the best fit, please refer to the size chart before placing your order.

🧵 Wash & Care
▸ Wash inside out in cold water
▸ Gentle cycle
▸ Tumble dry low or hang dry
▸ Do not bleach
▸ Do not iron directly on design

🎁 Perfect For & Gift Ideas
Whether it’s for a birthday, anniversary, Father’s Day, or a spontaneous gift, this t-shirt is a versatile choice. It pairs effortlessly with casual and streetwear looks.

🎨 The design is made to stand out - whether you’re into humor, nostalgia, or bold statements.

🚚 Shipping & Delivery
• Orders are processed within 1-3 business days
• Estimated delivery: 5-10 business days (varies by location)
• Want to personalize your order? You can add a gift note at checkout
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Why Choose Us?
We focus on more than just selling t-shirts - we aim to give you a smooth and reliable shopping experience.
Clear descriptions, honest details, and no unpleasant surprises. Just a product you’ll enjoy wearing 😊

  • Order today to get by Sep 30-Oct 5
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $5.99
    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
  • Ships from: Stafford, TX

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