Surviving Allegedly Shirt, Funny Mental Health Shirt, Sarcastic Anxiety Tee, Tired Girl Burnout Gift, Therapy Humor Tee
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“Very cute! Excited to share with my friends for our concerts this summer”
Jessica
May 25, 2025
Price:$26.98+
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Cost to shipFREE to United States, 43215.
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A funny mental health shirt for women who are surviving, allegedly. This sarcastic burnout tee is made for tired girls, introverts, overthinkers, and anyone functioning mostly out of spite.
Alive? Technically. Functioning? The jury's still out. You're surviving - allegedly - and that's the most anyone's getting today.
For the friend who answers "how are you?" with a long pause and a shrug. The one holding it together with caffeine, spite, and zero follow-through. Not thriving. Surviving. Allegedly.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 - unisex fit, soft ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, DTG print that's hanging in there better than you are.
Care: turn inside out, wash cold, tumble low, no bleach. It'll outlast this week, at least.
Sarcastic shirt for the barely-functioning and proud
Funny burnout gift for the friend running on empty
Deadpan tee for tired, mental health, and existential humor
Soft unisex fit, true to size, comfortable for lying down at 3pm
Minimalist typography that says what your face already does
Status: surviving. Source: trust me. — Salt & Spite
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and durability
- Tear-away label, REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras; responsible manufacturing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Some product photography in this listing was created with AI assistance
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MaterialsCotton
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Get it byNov 7-17
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Returns and exchangesNot accepted
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Ships fromUnited States
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Cost to shipFREE to United States, 43215
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