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My Dog Rests. I Overthink. — Funny Dog Sticker

A funny dog sticker for the overthinker whose dog has fully mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. "My dog rests. I overthink." hand-lettered in a warm retro script with little bones and paw prints — an original design, never generic clipart, never AI. Printed on durable waterproof kiss-cut vinyl with a clean white border, fade-resistant and tough enough for your water bottle, laptop, journal, or car. Multiple sizes up to 6" x 6".

Peel, press, done. It sticks smooth and stays put on bottles, laptops, tumblers, journals, phone cases and car windows — a daily nudge to maybe, possibly, rest like your dog does.

Your dog naps in a sunbeam without a single worry while you replay a conversation from 2019. This one's for the dog moms and dog dads who love that their pup is already living the calm life they're still working toward — the anxious, the overthinkers, the ones whose dog is easily the chillest member of the household.

✔ Original hand-lettered retro design — never generic clipart, never AI
✔ Durable kiss-cut vinyl with a clean white border
✔ Waterproof, scratch-resistant and UV fade-resistant — colors stay bright
✔ Sticks to any smooth surface: water bottles, laptops, tumblers, notebooks, phone cases, car windows, mirrors
✔ Multiple sizes up to 6" x 6" — pick your size at checkout
✔ Warm mustard + coral retro colorway with bones and paw prints
✔ Packed flat so it arrives crease-free
✔ An affordable, funny gift for any dog lover

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HOW IT WORKS
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1. Choose your size (up to 6" x 6")
2. Add to cart and check out
3. We print it on premium waterproof vinyl
4. We pack and ship it — peel, stick, enjoy

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SIZE GUIDE (which size for what)
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Rough guide for picking your size:
- 2"–3" → phone cases, water bottles, journals, laptops (subtle)
- 4" → tumblers, notebooks, mirrors — the sweet spot, most popular
- 5"–6" → car windows, laptop lids, coolers, big bold statement
Not sure? The 4" fits almost everything.

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WHY ORDER WITH US
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This isn't mass-produced clipart slapped on cheap paper. It's an original, hand-lettered design printed on thick, waterproof, fade-resistant vinyl built to survive water bottles, dishwashers and daily life. Single shop, fast turnaround, and a quality guarantee behind every order.

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PERFECT FOR (gift ideas)
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★ Dog mom / dog dad gift — birthday, holiday, or "just because"
★ Funny stocking stuffer or white elephant gift
★ Water bottle, laptop and tumbler decor for dog lovers
★ Mental-health-humor pick-me-up for the anxious overthinker
★ Vet tech, dog walker or dog-sitter gift
★ Coworker secret santa under $10
★ Treat-yourself impulse add-on
★ Dog-lover party favor or gift-bag filler

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Want YOUR dog on it, or building a pet-lover gift set? Take a look at
★ Custom Pet Portrait Sticker From Photo — your actual dog on the same durable vinyl → https://www.etsy.com/listing/4517384236/custom-pet-portrait-sticker-from-photo
★ Funny Cat Sticker (My Cat Is Emotionally More Stable Than I Am) — for the cat people in your life → https://www.etsy.com/listing/4517656583/funny-cat-sticker-cat-mom-gift-water
★ Custom Pet Portrait From Photo — turn your dog into wall art → https://www.etsy.com/listing/4509246585/custom-pet-portrait-from-photo

📌 Pin this for later — your "funny dog stuff", dog-lover gift guide, or anxiety-meets-cute sticker board needs this one.

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FAQ
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Q: Is this sticker waterproof?
A: Yes — durable vinyl that's waterproof, scratch-resistant and UV fade-resistant. Great on water bottles and tumblers (hand-wash or top-rack to maximize life).

Q: Where can I stick it?
A: Any smooth, clean surface — water bottles, laptops, tumblers, notebooks, phone cases, car windows, mirrors, coolers.

Q: Will it fade or peel?
A: No. Fade-resistant inks and a vinyl finish keep colors bright and edges down through daily use.

Q: What sizes are available?
A: Multiple sizes up to 6" x 6". Pick yours at checkout — see the size guide above.

Q: Is the design original?
A: 100%. Hand-lettered in-house — never generic clipart or AI-traced art.

Q: Can I get this with my own dog?
A: Yes — check our Custom Pet Portrait Sticker listing (linked above) and we'll turn your dog's photo into a sticker.

Q: Production + shipping time?
A: Made to order and shipped quick, 3–5 business days production + 2–7 business days shipping

Q: Returns?
A: Because each sticker is made to order, returns aren't accepted — but see below, we stand behind every order.

*Because each sticker is custom-printed and made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges — but you're in good hands. If your sticker ever arrives damaged or misprinted, send us a photo within 30 days and we'll reprint and reship it free. Something not right? We'll make it right. We're with you the whole way.*

★ TheLittleFolio ★