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Book Burner Upgrade Patch | Burning Book Embroidered Patch | Dungeon Crawler Carl Original Fan Art!

ThatKiltGuy  

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  • Materials: Polyester

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New Achievement!

Well, well, well… look who decided to play with fire. You found the Book Burner Upgrade Patch! Now you can throw (another) flaming patch on your battle rattle and strut around like you own the Dungeon. This is totally acceptable...as long as those tootsies are on full display, that is...

REWARD?!?

A beautifully embroidered patch featuring an open book engulfed in roaring orange and yellow flames. It’s the perfect symbol for anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what? This knowledge would be way more useful if it were on fire.”

This is the same patch Carl earned on the Eighth Floor after proving that sometimes the best way to deal with dangerous information is to set it ablaze. The Dungeon AI even had something to say about it (and you just know it was sarcastic).

Whether you’re a longtime crawler, a fan of chaotic energy, or someone who simply believes that some books are better as kindling, this patch is your official declaration that you are not here to quietly absorb knowledge — you’re here to weaponize it.

System Notification – Book Burner Upgrade Patch Acquired
Congratulations, crawler. By claiming this patch, you have officially joined the ranks of those who understand that sometimes the pen is not mightier than the flamethrower.

Upon attaching this patch to your garment, you immediately gain:
+15 Intelligence — Because burning books apparently makes you smarter
+30 Book Burner Energy — Don't books burn at around 451 degrees? Why yes they do!
+22 Sci-FI Geek Status — You didn't just read Bradbury...you READ Bradbury
+20 “I Read That Book… Then I Set It On Fire” Aura
+18 Instant Recognition from Fellow Crawlers

High-quality embroidered patch with vibrant orange and yellow flames, crisp details, and a durable black border. Designed to survive both the dungeon and real life.

Iron or sew it on your jacket, vest, backpack, or battle rattle. And maybe keep a fire extinguisher nearby… just in case.

Wear it proudly, Crawler.
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Note: This is a completely original design owned by ThatKiltGuy. No AI was used, harmed or bribed with foot pics in the making of this art.

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    $5.00 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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Etsy buyer Nov 5, 2026

Looks awesome on my battle rattle!!

Etsy buyer Nov 5, 2026

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SKiP Nov 5, 2026

Great quality and fast shipping.

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Jamie Oct 25, 2026

It's perfect. I cannot wait to get it on my vest.

Jamie Oct 25, 2026

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Greykell Oct 25, 2026

Absolutely spectacular patch! I didn’t actually buy it as part of a Carl costume, but instead, it’s going on my book patch jacket to attract the attention of Carl fans. The patch is gorgeous and while I had a minor co pretend with the post office about delivery, ThatKiltGuy communicated with me well until it actually arrived. Great seller!!

Greykell Oct 25, 2026

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May include: An embroidered patch featuring an open book at the base with flames rising from the pages. The flames are colored in shades of red, orange, and yellow, and they form the number 45. The entire design is outlined in black thread.

New Achievement!

Well, well, well… look who decided to play with fire. You found the Book Burner Upgrade Patch! Now you can throw (another) flaming patch on your battle rattle and strut around like you own the Dungeon. This is totally acceptable...as long as those tootsies are on full display, that is...

REWARD?!?

A beautifully embroidered patch featuring an open book engulfed in roaring orange and yellow flames. It’s the perfect symbol for anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what? This knowledge would be way more useful if it were on fire.”

This is the same patch Carl earned on the Eighth Floor after proving that sometimes the best way to deal with dangerous information is to set it ablaze. The Dungeon AI even had something to say about it (and you just know it was sarcastic).

Whether you’re a longtime crawler, a fan of chaotic energy, or someone who simply believes that some books are better as kindling, this patch is your official declaration that you are not here to quietly absorb knowledge — you’re here to weaponize it.

System Notification – Book Burner Upgrade Patch Acquired
Congratulations, crawler. By claiming this patch, you have officially joined the ranks of those who understand that sometimes the pen is not mightier than the flamethrower.

Upon attaching this patch to your garment, you immediately gain:
+15 Intelligence — Because burning books apparently makes you smarter
+30 Book Burner Energy — Don't books burn at around 451 degrees? Why yes they do!
+22 Sci-FI Geek Status — You didn't just read Bradbury...you READ Bradbury
+20 “I Read That Book… Then I Set It On Fire” Aura
+18 Instant Recognition from Fellow Crawlers

High-quality embroidered patch with vibrant orange and yellow flames, crisp details, and a durable black border. Designed to survive both the dungeon and real life.

Iron or sew it on your jacket, vest, backpack, or battle rattle. And maybe keep a fire extinguisher nearby… just in case.

Wear it proudly, Crawler.
-----
Note: This is a completely original design owned by ThatKiltGuy. No AI was used, harmed or bribed with foot pics in the making of this art.

ThatKiltGuy made this item with help from
An embroidery shop, Downingtown, PA

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    Nov 12-23
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
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  • Cost to ship
    $5.00 to United States, 43215

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ThatKiltGuy
ThatKiltGuy ·

Kissimmee, Florida

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Listed on Nov 5, 2026