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Funny Birthday Card | "Happy birthday. I remembered, which is the gift." | Deadpan Sarcastic Greeting Card, Blank Inside

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Aug 3-10

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Happy birthday. I remembered, which is the gift.

That is the front of the card. The inside is left blank, so the rest is up to you.

Good Enough Greetings: deadpan, honest, and not trying too hard. For people who like each other enough to skip the syrup.

Details:
- 5 x 7 inch folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Uncoated natural matte stock
- Printed on demand just for your order

Because each card is made to order, please allow a little extra time before it ships.

  • Order today to get by Aug 3-10
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Free shipping
  • Ships from: Mankato, MN

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Listed on Jun 10, 2026
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