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Sympathy & Get Well Card | "No words feel right, so here are some anyway." | Deadpan Sarcastic Greeting Card, Blank Inside
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Highlights
No words feel right, so here are some anyway.
That is the front of the card. The inside is left blank, so the rest is up to you.
Good Enough Greetings: deadpan, honest, and not trying too hard. For people who like each other enough to skip the syrup.
Details:
- 5 x 7 inch folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Uncoated natural matte stock
- Printed on demand just for your order
Because each card is made to order, please allow a little extra time before it ships.
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Order today to get by Aug 3-10
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
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Returns & exchanges not accepted
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Free shipping
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Ships from: Mankato, MN
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