Coffee and Anxiety Shirt, Personalized Name Tee, Funny Caffeine Lover Gift, Custom Coworker Present, Anxious Humor T-Shirt

Two ingredients keep this whole operation running: caffeine and a low hum of dread. This vintage, lightly distressed tee says the quiet part out loud, you are powered by coffee and anxiety, and somehow still showing up. Refills strongly encouraged.

WHAT THIS IS
A personalized unisex T-shirt printed just for you. The vintage-distressed "POWERED BY COFFEE & ANXIETY" graphic comes ready, and your name is printed right above it, so the fuel source is officially registered under your name.

HOW TO PERSONALIZE
Add your name at checkout. Type the exact name or word you want in the "Personalization" box (it's required). We print it exactly as you enter it, so please double-check spelling and capitalization. Keep it short for the best fit (one name or word works best).

MATERIAL & FIT
- 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 Heavyweight, solid 5.3 oz fabric that holds its shape)
- Unisex, true-to-size cut. If you're between sizes or like room, go up one.
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Colors: White, Natural, Sand, Sage, Light Blue

CARE
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron directly over the print. Treat it kindly and it stays soft and readable wash after wash.

PRINTING & SHIPPING
Each shirt is printed to order just for you, so please allow a little production time before it ships. We print locally in the US and EU to keep delivery quick and avoid customs delays.

RETURNS
Because every shirt is personalized and made to order, it's exempt from standard returns and exchanges. We totally get it though, so if your item arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, send us a photo and we'll make it right with a replacement.

MANUFACTURER / PRODUCTION (GPSR)
Nils Kurth, [Imprint address], Bad Arolsen, Germany.

A NOTE ON THE DESIGN
The graphic was designed with the help of AI tools based on our own ideas and prompts, then reviewed and prepared by us for clean printing.

MORE QUIETLOUD
We make warm, slightly sarcastic shirts for quiet people, overthinkers and low-social-battery humans. Browse the shop for more loud opinions said quietly.