• May include: A white t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie-like server in a teal uniform pouring coffee from a glass carafe into a red mug. The text above the illustration reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in bold red and teal lettering.
  • May include: A cream-colored t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug. The text above reads DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED in red and blue. The same text appears in red on the lower left side of the shirt.
  • May include: A light blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug. The text reads DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED in red and blue letters. The design is printed on the front and also appears on the sleeve.
  • May include: A white t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a mug. The text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" appears in red above the illustration and in a smaller version on the front chest area of the shirt.
  • May include: An ivory t-shirt featuring a small red and black graphic on the front chest that reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED." The back displays a larger graphic of a zombie character in a teal uniform pouring coffee into a red mug.
  • May include: A black t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back design shows the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" above the waitress. The front chest area displays the same text in a smaller red font.
  • May include: A charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a small red graphic on the front left chest that reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED." The back displays a large illustration of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug with the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in bold red letters above the figure.
  • May include: A brown t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back displays the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in red. The front chest area includes the same text in smaller red font. A silver chain rests on the collar.
  • May include: A moss green t-shirt featuring a small front graphic and a large back graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The text reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in red and white lettering. The shirt is labeled with the color name MOSS.
  • May include: A light green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back displays the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" above the illustration. The front chest area features the same text in a smaller size.
  • May include: A dark teal t-shirt featuring the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" on the front left chest. The back displays a graphic of a zombie-like server in a teal uniform pouring coffee into a red mug with the same text above.
  • May include: A periwinkle blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" appears in red on the back and in a smaller version on the front chest. A silver chain necklace is attached to the collar.
  • May include: A light blue t-shirt featuring a small graphic on the front left chest and a large graphic on the back. Both graphics display the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" and show a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug.
  • May include: A pale yellow t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee with the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" on the back and the same text in a smaller size on the front left chest. A silver chain rests on the collar.
  • May include: A terracotta t-shirt featuring a small graphic on the front left chest and a large graphic on the back. Both graphics display the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" and show a green-skinned zombie waitress pouring coffee into a mug.
  • May include: A light pink t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back displays the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" with the waitress in a teal uniform. The front chest area shows the same text in purple.
  • May include: A crimson t-shirt featuring a graphic on the front left chest and a larger version on the back. The graphic depicts a green-skinned zombie waitress pouring coffee into a purple mug with the text DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED.
  • May include: A collection of fourteen short-sleeve t-shirts in various colors including white, ivory, black, pepper, espresso, moss, bay, blue spruce, flo blue, chambray, butter, terracotta, blossom, and crimson, with a size chart showing imperial measurements.
  • May include: A Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for a t-shirt, displaying width and length measurements in inches for sizes S through 4XL. The chart lists widths from 18.25 inches to 29.75 inches and lengths from 26.6 inches to 33.5 inches for each size.
  • May include: A white paper sign with black text titled CARE INSTRUCTIONS. It lists laundry guidelines: machine wash cold at 30C or 90F, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low heat, and do not dry clean. Includes tips for graphic apparel care.
  • May include: A white t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie-like server in a teal uniform pouring coffee from a glass carafe into a red mug. The text above the illustration reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in bold red and teal lettering.
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  • May include: A cream-colored t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug. The text above reads DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED in red and blue. The same text appears in red on the lower left side of the shirt.
  • May include: A light blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug. The text reads DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED in red and blue letters. The design is printed on the front and also appears on the sleeve.
  • May include: A white t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a mug. The text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" appears in red above the illustration and in a smaller version on the front chest area of the shirt.
  • May include: An ivory t-shirt featuring a small red and black graphic on the front chest that reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED." The back displays a larger graphic of a zombie character in a teal uniform pouring coffee into a red mug.
  • May include: A black t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back design shows the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" above the waitress. The front chest area displays the same text in a smaller red font.
  • May include: A charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a small red graphic on the front left chest that reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED." The back displays a large illustration of a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug with the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in bold red letters above the figure.
  • May include: A brown t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back displays the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in red. The front chest area includes the same text in smaller red font. A silver chain rests on the collar.
  • May include: A moss green t-shirt featuring a small front graphic and a large back graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The text reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in red and white lettering. The shirt is labeled with the color name MOSS.
  • May include: A light green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back displays the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" above the illustration. The front chest area features the same text in a smaller size.
  • May include: A dark teal t-shirt featuring the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" on the front left chest. The back displays a graphic of a zombie-like server in a teal uniform pouring coffee into a red mug with the same text above.
  • May include: A periwinkle blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" appears in red on the back and in a smaller version on the front chest. A silver chain necklace is attached to the collar.
  • May include: A light blue t-shirt featuring a small graphic on the front left chest and a large graphic on the back. Both graphics display the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" and show a zombie waitress pouring coffee into a red mug.
  • May include: A pale yellow t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee with the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" on the back and the same text in a smaller size on the front left chest. A silver chain rests on the collar.
  • May include: A terracotta t-shirt featuring a small graphic on the front left chest and a large graphic on the back. Both graphics display the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" and show a green-skinned zombie waitress pouring coffee into a mug.
  • May include: A light pink t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie waitress pouring coffee. The back displays the text "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" with the waitress in a teal uniform. The front chest area shows the same text in purple.
  • May include: A crimson t-shirt featuring a graphic on the front left chest and a larger version on the back. The graphic depicts a green-skinned zombie waitress pouring coffee into a purple mug with the text DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED.
  • May include: A collection of fourteen short-sleeve t-shirts in various colors including white, ivory, black, pepper, espresso, moss, bay, blue spruce, flo blue, chambray, butter, terracotta, blossom, and crimson, with a size chart showing imperial measurements.
  • May include: A Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for a t-shirt, displaying width and length measurements in inches for sizes S through 4XL. The chart lists widths from 18.25 inches to 29.75 inches and lengths from 26.6 inches to 33.5 inches for each size.
  • May include: A white paper sign with black text titled CARE INSTRUCTIONS. It lists laundry guidelines: machine wash cold at 30C or 90F, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low heat, and do not dry clean. Includes tips for graphic apparel care.
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Dead Tired But Caffeinated Shirt, Zombie Waitress Tee, Retro Coffee Lover Gift, Funny Spooky Season T-Shirt, Comfort Colors Fall, Mom Top

CulDeSacCollectiveUS  

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Say hello to your new go-to shirt for surviving those early mornings and double shifts.

Whether you’re a night shift worker running on fumes, a tired mom surviving on reheating the same cup of coffee, or just someone who feels a little undead before 9 AM, this premium garment-dyed tee gets it. Featuring a classic "Dead Tired But Caffeinated" graphic on the front left chest and a bold, vibrant illustration on the back—complete with a 1950s retro zombie diner waitress pouring a fresh, steaming pot of coffee—this double-sided shirt perfectly captures that exhausted, over-caffeinated energy.

Printed on the fan-favorite Comfort Colors 1717, this tee offers that coveted vintage, lived-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed fit and striking color palette (pairing perfectly with bright blanks like White, Ivory, and Butter) make it the ultimate comfy uniform to throw on over leggings, under your scrubs, or with your favorite worn-in denim.

Why You’ll Love It:
- Humorous Vibe: A highly relatable, sarcastic design that speaks straight to the soul of every tired professional, parent, and caffeine addict.
- Vintage Aesthetic: The 1950s pinup-meets-retro-horror illustration style perfectly complements the garment-dyed fabric for an eye-catching, authentic throwback look.
- Premium Quality: No side seams and a heavyweight feel ensure this becomes a long-lasting staple in your daily survival rotation.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk, and in 13 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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    Nov 20-25
  • Cost to ship
    $4.75 to United States, 43215.

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Susanne Aug 10, 2026

Every coffee drinker needs this. I love it. The quality is amazing. They run true to size. After purchasing seven of their shirts and now added a sweatshirt from them to my collection... I'd like to say my expert rating status just went up 😂. Seriously though... these are great shirts.

Susanne Aug 10, 2026

Response from Morgan

Susanne, thank you so much! You have officially achieved expert status in the Cul-De-Sac Collective! I'm so thrilled you love your Dead Tired But Caffeinated tee and that our quality keeps you coming back for more. Thanks again for all the support! ☕️✨ — Morgan

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May include: A white t-shirt featuring a graphic of a zombie-like server in a teal uniform pouring coffee from a glass carafe into a red mug. The text above the illustration reads "DEAD TIRED BUT CAFFEINATED" in bold red and teal lettering.

Say hello to your new go-to shirt for surviving those early mornings and double shifts.

Whether you’re a night shift worker running on fumes, a tired mom surviving on reheating the same cup of coffee, or just someone who feels a little undead before 9 AM, this premium garment-dyed tee gets it. Featuring a classic "Dead Tired But Caffeinated" graphic on the front left chest and a bold, vibrant illustration on the back—complete with a 1950s retro zombie diner waitress pouring a fresh, steaming pot of coffee—this double-sided shirt perfectly captures that exhausted, over-caffeinated energy.

Printed on the fan-favorite Comfort Colors 1717, this tee offers that coveted vintage, lived-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed fit and striking color palette (pairing perfectly with bright blanks like White, Ivory, and Butter) make it the ultimate comfy uniform to throw on over leggings, under your scrubs, or with your favorite worn-in denim.

Why You’ll Love It:
- Humorous Vibe: A highly relatable, sarcastic design that speaks straight to the soul of every tired professional, parent, and caffeine addict.
- Vintage Aesthetic: The 1950s pinup-meets-retro-horror illustration style perfectly complements the garment-dyed fabric for an eye-catching, authentic throwback look.
- Premium Quality: No side seams and a heavyweight feel ensure this becomes a long-lasting staple in your daily survival rotation.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk, and in 13 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

CulDeSacCollectiveUS made this item with help from
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    Nov 20-25
  • Returns and exchanges
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    Hialeah, FL
  • Cost to ship
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Morgan
CulDeSacCollectiveUS ·

Woodstock, Georgia

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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