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Flight Was Never an Option, Funny Penguin Tee, Sarcastic Dark Humor Animal Shirt, Funny Bird Shirt

Name: Flight Was Never an Option, Funny Penguin Tee, Sarcastic Dark Humor Animal Shirt, Funny Bird Shirt
Brand: CottonwavesCO
SKU: 4523520622
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (4 reviews)

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Sizing Guide

How to Measure: For the best fit, we suggest using the measurements provided in the chart. Simply measure your favorite tee shirt or tank from armpit to armpit and from top to bottom, then compare those measurements with ours. Please be aware that while we strive for accuracy, there may be slight variations of up to an inch in length or width due to industry standards for manufacturing.

Unisex Tee: Our unisex tees are larger than typical women’s shirts. The sizing chart, located in the photos above, indicates the correct sizing for women. For instance, if you usually wear a size 6, you would likely wear a size small in our shirts for a comfortable, standard fit—neither too tight nor too loose. Please note that shirts are not pre-tied; if you prefer a tied look, consider ordering a size up from our chart.

Care Instructions
- Turn garment inside out and wash cold on delicate cycle.
- Lay flat to dry.
- Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly onto the design.

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What buyers say

5.0 (4)

“Exactly as described, efficient delivery”

Anne-Marie

15 days ago

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Ships from: San Jose, CA
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Reviews for this item

5.0

(4 reviews)

5.0 Item quality

5.0 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

100% Buyers recommend

Anne-Marie Jul 14, 2026

Exactly as described, efficient delivery

Anne-Marie Jul 14, 2026

Andrew Jul 13, 2026

Great shirt. Comfortable. Looks like it's not gonna happen. Shrink up when it's washed like some of these T-shirts too. This looks like a good one.

Andrew Jul 13, 2026

Etsy buyer Jul 13, 2026

Great quality. arrived on time.

Etsy buyer Jul 13, 2026

Sara Jul 8, 2026

It is adorable! The print seems like it is well done, and the shirt is comfortable. It was given as a gift, and it was loved. Would definitely order again.

Sara Jul 8, 2026