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  • Vertical wall calendar format with funny cat artwork and sweary boundaries quotes. Shows page layout, hanging style, and premium calendar design options.
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  • Choose your start month. Choose a sunday or monday start of the week. Choose a grid style from one-five. Custom Calendar for back to school, new year, and international calendars. Personalized wall calendar with customizable start month and five calendar grid options including Sunday or Monday start for cat lovers and gift giving.
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Funny cat boundaries wall calendar featuring sarcastic cats and sweary self-care quotes. A Cats Guide to Boundaries calendar for cat lovers, mental health, people pleasing recovery, protecting your peace, humorous office and home decor.

Unavailable for Your Bullshit- A Cat’s Guide to Boundaries

A sweary cat calendar for people pleasers, recovering over-explainers, peace protectors, and anyone who is finally done making everyone else’s chaos their full-time job.

**Unavailable for Your Bullshit** is a funny boundaries calendar featuring bold illustrated cats, sarcastic self-care quotes, and plenty of well-placed F bombs. Each month delivers a little reminder to say no, protect your peace, let them go, stop explaining yourself, and stop accepting emotional assignments you never applied for.

It’s cute.
It’s rude.
It’s oddly healing.
It’s basically therapy, but with cats and profanity.

Each month features a different cat-approved lesson in self-respect, including phrases like:

• Unavailable for your bullshit
• Protect your fucking peace
• You don’t owe them shit
• I said what I fucking said
• Fuck off, respectfully
• That sounds urgent. Good fucking luck.
• No. It is a complete fucking sentence.
• Absolutely the fuck not.
• Let them fucking go.
• Unbothered as fuck.
• Boundaries, bitch.
• Unavailable for your fuckery.

If you are tired of people pleasing, toxic energy, emotional labor, overcommitting, apologizing for existing, or answering texts you absolutely do not want to answer… this calendar gets it.

🎁 Perfect For:
• Cat lovers with boundaries
• People pleasers in recovery
• Friends going through a breakup
• Coworkers with dark humor
• Women protecting their peace
• Anyone tired of everyone’s bullshit
• Sarcastic self-care lovers
• Mental wellness girlies with a sense of humor
• Funny office gifts
• White elephant gifts
• Birthday gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• Anyone entering their “no more nonsense” era

✨ What’s Inside:
12 original cat designs featuring:
• Cats saying no without guilt
• Cats ignoring drama
• Cats protecting their peace
• Cats refusing emotional labor
• Cats setting boundaries with their whole chest
• Cats reminding you that “no” is enough

It’s a funny cat calendar.
It’s a sweary self-care calendar.
It’s a boundaries calendar for anyone who has had enough and would like a cute cat to say it for them.

📅 Customize It Your Way:

• Start your calendar in January or any month you choose
• Choose Sunday or Monday week start
• Pick from 5 clean grid styles
• No holidays printed — you decide what deserves space
• Great as a 2026 calendar, 2027 calendar, academic calendar, mid-year calendar, or custom start month calendar

✨ Product Highlights:
• 12-month calendar
• Funny illustrated cat artwork
• Bold black text and clean minimalist design
• Sarcastic adult humor with F bombs
• Great for home, office, dorm, studio, classroom, or workspace
• Makes a hilarious gift for cat moms, coworkers, friends, sisters, therapists, teachers, and anyone practicing better boundaries
• Designed to be both funny and weirdly empowering

📐 Formats Available in Dropdown:

📅 Horizontal Wall Calendar
13 pages with art on top and calendar grid on bottom
Includes hanging hole
• U.S.: 11" × 8.5"
• International: A4 Landscape

📄 Vertical Wall Calendars
Double-sided with hanging hook
• Letter / A4: 8.5" × 11" | 21 × 29.7 cm
• Ledger / A3: 11" × 16.5" | 29.7 × 42 cm

🖥️ Desk Calendar COMING SOON.
Self-standing, single-sided pages
• 10" × 5"
• Sunday start
• No grid style options
Available separately in my shop (SOON)

🛠️ Please Note:

Art formatting may vary slightly depending on the format chosen.
Some cats refuse to be cropped politely. We respect their boundaries.

🖨️ Printed With Care:
✔ Premium 250gsm semi-gloss silk paper
✔ Made to order especially for you
✔ Printed on demand to reduce waste
✔ No cancellations or refunds unless there is a production issue with your order

♻️ Eco-conscious, cat-approved, and emotionally unavailable to unnecessary drama.

If your year needs fewer explanations, fewer apologies, and a lot more “absolutely the fuck not,” this calendar is for you.

Thanks for supporting independent art, sweary cats, and the sacred practice of protecting your peace.

Designed by Alexandra Angheluta of BohemiWANDERS.

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  • Ships from
    Marion, IA
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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