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0792 Funny Anniversary Card for Husband or Wife, Book Cover Anniversary Card, Marriage Humour Card, Love Patience Selective Hearing

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Love, Patience & Selective Hearing – Anniversary Edition

Every successful relationship is built on three essential ingredients.

Love.

Patience.

And occasionally pretending you didn't hear what was just said.

Inspired by classic vintage book covers, this funny anniversary card is perfect for couples who know that a long and happy relationship relies on laughter just as much as love. It's a witty alternative to a traditional anniversary card and makes a thoughtful gift for anyone who appreciates dry humour.

Whether you're celebrating with your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner, this literary-inspired book cover card is designed to make them smile long after your anniversary has passed.

Printed on premium 280gsm cardstock and left blank inside, there's plenty of space for your own heartfelt, funny or sarcastic message.

Card Details
Premium 5 x 7 inch greeting card
Professionally printed on luxury 280gsm cardstock
Blank inside for your own personal message
Kraft envelope included
Shipping & Delivery
Designed and printed in the UK
Dispatched within 3–5 working days
Sent via Royal Mail Second Class
UK delivery usually takes 2–3 working days after dispatch
International delivery typically takes 1–4 weeks, depending on destination

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Victoria Sep 12, 2026

Well Packaged With Fast Delivery. Good Quality Card. Happy To Recommend This Seller.

Victoria Sep 12, 2026

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Lesley Sep 12, 2026

4 * for delivery as it was sent 2nd class which took a while to get to me.

Lesley Sep 12, 2026

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Jonathan Sep 12, 2026

It was just what I wanted

Jonathan Sep 12, 2026

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Anne Sep 11, 2026

Quirky card which is fun but not offensive. Beautiful quality and arrived quickly - thank you!

Anne Sep 11, 2026

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Portsmouth, United Kingdom

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