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Funny Cow Wrapping Paper | Sassy Animal Birthday Gift Wrap (Super Smooth Matte)

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Sep 10-17

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  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Size: Yes

Add a touch of sass to your gift-giving with this hilarious cow wrapping paper. The design features an adorable, wide-eyed cow paired with the cheeky, censored phrase "DON'T BE A MOOODY B*TCH" set against a textured grey background. It is the perfect humorous choice for wrapping a birthday gift for a best friend, a sibling, or anyone who appreciates a witty, tongue-in-cheek joke.
Printed on Super Smooth Matte paper. Suitable for birthdays, anniversary, wedding and gifts for loved ones.

Sheet size:
Small - 30 x 40cm/ 11.8" x 15.7" inches
Medium - 42 x 58cm / 15.7" x 22.8" inches
Large - 58 x 85cm / 22.8" x 33.4" inches
1 Meter Roll - 58cm x 100cm/ 22.8" x 39.3"
Paper : Super Smooth Matte Coated 100 gsm
Made in the UK
White Backed

DELIVERY INFO
-The sheet will be folded for posting, with larger purchases we may roll your sheets and send in a postal tube.
-1m Rolls will be rolled and sent in a postal tube
-Shipping upgrades are available at checkout for both UK & International shipping

-Mockups are for illustration only, sizing and colours may differ slightly to the image due to varying screens and batches.

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Manufacturer(s):

Easy Access Systems Europe
Mustamae tee 50
Tallinn Tallinn 10621
+37256968939

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