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Funny Birthday Card, Snarky Sarcastic Greeting Card, Hilarious Rude Card for Him, Her, Friend, Dark Humor Card

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Price:$5.98+

Original Price: $8.30+

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Nov 16-23

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Highlights

This handmade, personalizable greeting card is perfect for brightening someone’s day!

📜 Paper: Epson Ultra Premium Matte Paper for a high-quality, long-lasting finish.
📏 Size: 4.25” x 5.5” (A2, folded) – slight variations may occur due to hand-cutting 💛
📝 Inside: Blank for your personal message
✉️ Envelope included: Classic brown kraft envelope (USA orders), white envelope (international orders)
🌱 Eco-Friendly, 100% Plastic-Free Packaging (US orders)

✨SHIPPING INFO (US orders)✨
I ship all cards via USPS First Class Mail, which typically takes 1–5 business days. Please note that this is only an estimated delivery window provided by USPS and Etsy. It is not a guarantee. In rare cases, USPS may take a bit longer, but I always ship your order either the same day or next business day. 💛

Because of this, slight delays in delivery are not a valid reason for a refund.

If you’re ordering last minute or would like tracking included, please upgrade to USPS Priority Mail at checkout. Priority Mail usually takes 1–3 business days and includes tracking.

Thank you so much for your understanding and for supporting my small business!

Explore my shop for more unique greeting cards and art prints! 😊
Got questions? Feel free to reach out!

Warmly,
Aneet 💛

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days
  • Cost to ship: $0.99
  • Ships from: Sarasota, FL

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Debra Nov 6, 2026

Not you average card. I like the difference.

Debra Nov 6, 2026

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Michelle Nov 4, 2026

Got here quick and in great shape - thanks!

Michelle Nov 4, 2026

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Clare Nov 4, 2026

Exactly as described! Easy transaction and shipped quickly!

Clare Nov 4, 2026

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Ann Nov 1, 2026

Loved the card and the delivery was great!

Ann Nov 1, 2026

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