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Ukraine Flamingo Missile Tee | Pink FP-5 Cruise Missile Shirt | Ukrainian Military Humor | Slava Ukraini Gift

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  • Materials: cotton, combed cotton, cotton jersey, ringspun cotton

Ukraine flamingo missile tee — the pink FP-5 "Flamingo" cruise missile in vintage screen-print style, captioned with the line that went around the world: "Flamingos eat shrimp. Ours eats oil refineries."
A deadpan Ukrainian military humor shirt for anyone who has been following the news closely.

MATERIALS & FIT
Printed on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a classic straight fit — size up if you like a roomier drape. It comes in a range of dark colourways (blacks, navies, maroon, forest and heather greys), with sizes running up to 5XL on select colours. The pink body and blue-and-gold linework sit bright against dark fabric.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low. No bleach, and do not iron directly over the print.

THE DESIGN
The artwork traces the real FP-5 Flamingo: long pointed nose with its pitot probe, the big top-mounted turbofan nacelle, straight mid-body wings and rear tail fins — repainted flamingo-pink, with a small flamingo eye near the nose and a Ukrainian trident on the fuselage. The caption quotes Fire Point CTO Iryna Terekh. Original art, drawn for this shop, printed to order.

Note: this design was created with the help of AI tools and refined by the designer.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

  • Order today to get by Aug 8-15
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $4.75
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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