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Funny Sobriety Card, Recovery Milestone, Sober Celebration, Adult Humor (A6 Size)

MittenPopStudio  
5 out of 5 stars

Ships from Michigan

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  • Made by MittenPopStudio
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Ships from Michigan! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet

Celebrate a sober milestone with a laugh. This adult-humor greeting card features a sarcastic bird illustration and a bold, irreverent message, perfect for friends or loved ones who appreciate sarcasm. Great for recovery anniversaries, congratulations on getting sober, or any clean time celebration.

For sobriety anniversary, recovery milestone, congratulations, encouragement, just because.

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Send a thoughtful message with a beautifully printed greeting card designed to make any moment feel special.

Each card is printed on premium 100lb heavyweight cardstock, offering a sturdy, high-quality feel that's noticeably thicker than standard cards. The smooth finish enhances the design while providing the perfect surface for your handwritten message.

Simple, meaningful, and made to be kept long after the moment has passed.

Details:
• A6 size (4.5" x 6.25" folded)
• Printed on 100lb heavyweight cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes coordinating envelope
• Carefully packaged for safe delivery
• Made to order just for you! - Please allow 1-2 business days for your order to be carefully printed and packaged before shipping.

A timeless way to share encouragement, appreciation, or celebration in a personal and lasting way.

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• Cards are packaged in a protective sleeve and shipped flat in a rigid mailer for safe delivery.

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• Delivery typically takes 2–7 business days, though delays can happen. If your order hasn’t arrived after 14 business days, please reach out!!! I’m always happy to help :)

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Color Note:
I do my best to match every color exactly, but due to monitor settings, lighting, and camera quirks, your card might look just a bit different in person. Still super cute promise.

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My Promise:
If anything’s off, message me. I’ll make it right your happy mail is my top priority.

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MittenPopStudio
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MittenPopStudio ·

Grand Rapids, Michigan

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