What size are your greeting cards?

5x7 inches. Larger than standard 4x6 greeting cards. Suitable for framing with plenty of space for your personal note.

What's included with each order?

If ordering a single greeting card, it will be placed in a protective clear sleeve, a kraft A7 envelope, and a branded envelope seal. Multiple greeting card orders ship in a bubble mailer. If ordering a magnets, it will be protected in a bubble mailer for easy shipping.

What's your return policy?

While we don't accept returns or exchanges, reach out to us if there's an issue; we'll always make it right.

Do you ship internationally?

Domestic shipping only at this time. We contain multitudes, but our fulfillment radius has limits.

How long will delivery take?

For greeting cards specifically, single-card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail, which is an untracked service (like mailing a letter). It typically takes 3-7 business days. Multi-card orders and all magnet orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage with tracking. Processing for all orders takes 1-2 business days, although we usually dispatch in less than 24 hours (excluding holidays).

What size are the magnets?

2.5x3.5 inches, foil-laminated, built for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, and your magnetic personality.

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Dark Humor Wedding Greeting Card | The Bouquet Toss

Name: Dark Humor Wedding Greeting Card | The Bouquet Toss
Brand: DomesticDisturbia
SKU: 4551562518
Price: 7.85 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (38 reviews)

DomesticDisturbia

Item highlights

Materials: Cardstock
Dimensions: Width: 5 Inches; Length: 7 Inches

Seller's description

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Marilyn wanted to leave everyone with a lasting impression.”

Part of the Domestic Disturbia collection, “The Bouquet Toss” pairs the polished optimism of vintage 1950s advertising with situations that are just slightly harder to explain. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates strange humor and retro aesthetics.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Weddings
• Bridal Showers
• Engagement Parties
• Friendship Cards
• Bridesmaid Gifts
• Congratulations
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who's been waiting her whole life for this moment
• Anyone who knows a good catch when she sees one

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq 

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted. 

© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.  Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

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“Perfect timing for this card”

Karen

1 day ago

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Price:$7.85

Quantity

You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Shipping & return policies

Get it by

Nov 4-10
Cost to ship

$2.50 to United States, 43215.
Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

Seller's description

Specifications

May include: A greeting card titled The Bouquet Toss featuring a bride in a white gown throwing a bundle of red dynamite sticks tied with a white ribbon toward a group of women in colorful dresses who are reaching up with their hands outstretched.

DomesticDisturbia made this item with help from

Custom digital printing business., Fairport, NY

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DomesticDisturbia
Materials

Cardstock
Width

5 Inches
Length

7 Inches

Delivery details and policies

Get it by

Nov 4-10
Returns and exchanges

Not accepted.
Ships from

Nashville, TN
Cost to ship

$2.50 to United States, 43215
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