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Not a Morning Person Dracula Shirt, Bram Stoker Vintage Vampire Tee, Gothic Literary Halloween Gift for Readers

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  • Designed by CoreELLC
  • Materials: Cotton, polyester

The most reasonable excuse the Count has, and the only one he has ever needed.

Pierre Falké's gaunt Dracula from a 1920s French edition — a period Count from before Hollywood issued him the cape and the medallion — printed sepia on cream.

• Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001 — unisex, soft combed-cotton, true-to-size fit
• Vintage sepia artwork, direct-to-garment printed for a soft hand (no heavy plastic feel)
• Sourced from Pierre Falké's public-domain 1920s French edition cover art — authentic period art, not a modern redraw
• Designed in-house: the caption, the typesetting and the sepia-on-cream treatment are our own work, composed over a public-domain plate
• A great gift for Stoker readers, vampire people, Halloween people, and anyone who does not speak before noon

Sizing runs S-2XL (unisex). Check the size-chart image; if you're between sizes or want an oversized look, size up.

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Listed on Aug 8, 2026
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