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Custom Retirement Farewell Toasts, Personalized Team Stories (Same-Day Delivery)

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  • Names, your relationship, 2-3 stories or running jokes, tone (funny/heartfelt), the event date. More detail = better!

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  • Designed by TheToastSmith
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Digital download

THIRTY YEARS OF STORIES. THREE MINUTES TO TELL THEM.

Someone's walking out the door for the last time, and you've been volunteered to "say a few words." Make them the right ones.

Answer a short questionnaire (5 minutes, right in the personalization box or by Etsy message) — the running jokes, the legendary moments, what the team will actually miss. Within hours, you'll receive a beautifully formatted, ready-to-read PDF: a farewell speech timed to about 3 minutes, with delivery cues and a short coaching page so you land every laugh and every heartfelt beat.

WHAT YOU GET
- A fully custom retirement or farewell speech — built only from YOUR team's stories, never a template
- Funny, heartfelt, or both — you choose the tone
- Delivery cues + coaching notes for confident delivery
- Same-day delivery available
- One free revision included

Perfect for: retirement parties, farewell lunches, boss or coworker send-offs, colleague goodbyes, team transitions.

HOW IT WORKS
1. Purchase and answer the short questionnaire
2. We write your speech from your team's stories
3. Delivered same day as a polished PDF
4. Read it aloud once — one revision is free if anything needs adjusting

PRIVATE, ALWAYS
Office stories stay in the office. Never shared, never reused.

We use professional AI writing tools guided by a human editor on every order — every speech is reviewed, personalized, and polished by a person before it reaches you.

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Listed on Aug 10, 2026
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