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Apparently I Like Vultures Shirt, Comfort Colors®, Funny Vulture Lover Tee, Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt, Trendy Women's Top

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Highlights

Show off your unique sense of humor with our funny vulture lover tee, perfect for anyone with an unconventional spirit. This sarcastic quote t-shirt makes a great gift for her or a fun addition to your own trendy women's top collection.

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⚡ SIZING

For the best fit, compare the measurements in the listing photos with a shirt or sweatshirt you already own and like. These garments have a relaxed unisex fit but are not intentionally oversized—choose your size by measurement to create the fitted, relaxed, or oversized look you prefer.

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📦 BEFORE YOU ORDER

📏 CHECK THE MEASUREMENTS
• Use the size chart in the listing photos before selecting your size
• Compare the width and length with a similar garment you already own

⚠️ DO NOT RELY ONLY ON YOUR USUAL SIZE
• Sizing can vary between brands and garment styles
• Wearing a medium in another brand does not necessarily mean a medium will fit the same in this garment

✨ CHOOSE YOUR PREFERRED FIT
• These garments have a relaxed unisex fit—not an oversized cut
• After comparing measurements, choose more room for an oversized look or less room for a more fitted look
• Make your final size selection using the measurements rather than the size label alone

📐 MEASUREMENT TOLERANCE
• Product measurements are approximate and may vary by up to 1.5 inches due to the manufacturing process

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🛒 ORDERING IS EASY

▸ Choose your size
▸ Choose your color
▸ Add to cart
▸ Complete checkout

Your item will be printed specifically for your order and sent into production after checkout.

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🧵 THE DETAILS

Designed with a soft, washed finish and an easy vintage-inspired feel.

**Comfort Colors® 1717 T-Shirt**
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Soft-washed for a comfortable, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Garment-dyed after construction for soft, washed color
• Tubular construction with no side seams
• Durable double-needle stitching

**Comfort Colors® 1566 Sweatshirt**
• Medium-heavy 9.5 oz fabric
• 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester
• Soft fleece interior with a broken-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit with a cozy drape
• Garment-dyed for rich, softly washed color
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Made with OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified low-impact dyes

Each garment is dyed after it has been sewn, creating the soft, washed color and broken-in texture that gives it a vintage, lived-in feel. Slight variations in color and appearance are a natural part of the garment-dyeing process and add to its one-of-a-kind character.

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📦 PROCESSING & SHIPPING

Production: 1–5 business days

Shipping: 2–6 business days after production

Holiday and peak-season shipping may take a little longer.

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🎞️ PLEASE NOTE

Actual colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and the garment-dyeing process.

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🧼 CARE

• Wash inside out in cold water
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly on the design

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↺ RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Every item is printed specifically for you after your order is placed. Because each garment is made to order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for sizing or fit preference, color selection, or a change of mind.

Please review the measurements, color options, and listing details carefully before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, defective, or different from what you ordered, please message us within 7 days of delivery so we can help. For packages that appear lost in transit, please contact us as soon as possible.

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💬 QUESTIONS?

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Muted Chaos Co.
Vintage comfort for modern chaos.

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [gpsr@honsonventures.com](mailto:gpsr@honsonventures.com), 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717 and Comfort Colors® 1566, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

Warnings/Hazard: Made in Honduras.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry low, Iron or steam on low heat, Do not dry clean.

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  • Cost to ship: $5.99
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