• May include: A set of five retractable ballpoint pens with stylus tips, featuring silver accents and white text. The pens are colored charcoal, red, teal, navy, and black, with phrases: NOTED WITH CONCERN, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, PER MY LAST EMAIL, RESPECTFULLY, NO, and SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM.
  • May include: A collection of ballpoint pens organized into five color groups labeled A through E. Each pen features a matte barrel, silver accents, a pocket clip, and a stylus tip. The barrels are printed with their respective color names.
  • May include: A matte black ballpoint pen with a silver clip and a black stylus tip at the end, positioned on a white lined notepad with the word Hello written in black ink. The pen features a sleek design with silver accents near the grip area.
  • May include: A set of five retractable ballpoint pens with stylus tips, featuring silver accents and white text. The pens are colored charcoal, red, teal, navy, and black, with phrases: NOTED WITH CONCERN, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, PER MY LAST EMAIL, RESPECTFULLY, NO, and SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM.
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  • May include: A collection of ballpoint pens organized into five color groups labeled A through E. Each pen features a matte barrel, silver accents, a pocket clip, and a stylus tip. The barrels are printed with their respective color names.
  • May include: A matte black ballpoint pen with a silver clip and a black stylus tip at the end, positioned on a white lined notepad with the word Hello written in black ink. The pen features a sleek design with silver accents near the grip area.
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Sarcastic Office Pens Set of 5, Snarky Coworker Gift, Workplace Humor, Corporate Desk Accessories

TheEngravingRoomKS  
5 out of 5 stars

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Each pen features a durable laser engraved design that won't peel or fade and writes smoothly in black ink. They make a fun and practical gift for everyone, especially the hard to shop for people in your life!

Product Features:
• Set of 5 pens
• Premium ballpoint pen
• Soft Rubber Grip
• Smooth black ink
• Retractable push-button mechanism
• Durable metal accents
• Comfortable lightweight feel
• Available in right or left handed orientation

Perfect For:
• Birthdays
• Christmas & Stocking Stuffers
• Father’s Day & Mother’s Day
• Coworker Gifts
• Teacher Appreciation
• Office Gifts
• Secret Santa
• Graduation
• Everyday Carry
• Just Because

Handmade Quality:
Every pen is laser engraved in my workshop. For bulk order pricing, please send me a message.

Thank you for supporting my small business!

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    Nov 2-5
  • Cost to ship
    $5.72 to United States, 43215.

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May include: A set of five retractable ballpoint pens with stylus tips, featuring silver accents and white text. The pens are colored charcoal, red, teal, navy, and black, with phrases: NOTED WITH CONCERN, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, PER MY LAST EMAIL, RESPECTFULLY, NO, and SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM.

Each pen features a durable laser engraved design that won't peel or fade and writes smoothly in black ink. They make a fun and practical gift for everyone, especially the hard to shop for people in your life!

Product Features:
• Set of 5 pens
• Premium ballpoint pen
• Soft Rubber Grip
• Smooth black ink
• Retractable push-button mechanism
• Durable metal accents
• Comfortable lightweight feel
• Available in right or left handed orientation

Perfect For:
• Birthdays
• Christmas & Stocking Stuffers
• Father’s Day & Mother’s Day
• Coworker Gifts
• Teacher Appreciation
• Office Gifts
• Secret Santa
• Graduation
• Everyday Carry
• Just Because

Handmade Quality:
Every pen is laser engraved in my workshop. For bulk order pricing, please send me a message.

Thank you for supporting my small business!

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 2-5
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted
  • Ships from
    Burlington, KS
  • Cost to ship
    $5.72 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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TheEngravingRoomKS
Sean
TheEngravingRoomKS ·

Kansas, United States

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