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Chronic Pain Shirt | Im Fine Everything Just Hurts | Funny Chronic Illness Tee | Opossum Graphic Tee Gift | EDS HSD Humor | Ehlers Danlos

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  • Materials: Cotton, Polyester
  • Made to order

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I’m fine. Everything just hurts. 💗

For those days when “I’m fine” technically answers the question… but your entire body would like to file an objection.

This funny chronic pain tee features an exhausted little opossum bundled up with all the essentials: cozy blankets, heating pad, ice pack, hydration, meds, and the general determination to keep going when everything hurts.

A relatable gift for anyone living with chronic pain, chronic illness, invisible illness, dysautonomia, hypermobility, or simply a body that wakes up every morning and chooses violence.

DETAILS
* Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey T-Shirt
* Soft, lightweight everyday feel
* Unisex retail fit
* Crew neckline
* Printed to order
* Available in multiple colors and sizes
* Heather colors contain a cotton/polyester blend

FIT
This is a unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit. Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up 1–2 sizes for a roomier oversized look. Please refer to the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.

PERFECT FOR
Chronic pain warriors, spoonies, chronic illness humor lovers, invisible illness awareness, hypermobility humor, cozy recovery days, flare days, or anyone whose standard status report is:

“I’m fine. Everything just hurts.”

Because sometimes humor is part of the coping kit. 🩷

💀 For more options head over to Chronic Illness Humor 💀 https://spencerreeddesigns.etsy.com?section_id=59969317

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 13-21
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $3.99 to United States, 43215.

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I’m fine. Everything just hurts. 💗

For those days when “I’m fine” technically answers the question… but your entire body would like to file an objection.

This funny chronic pain tee features an exhausted little opossum bundled up with all the essentials: cozy blankets, heating pad, ice pack, hydration, meds, and the general determination to keep going when everything hurts.

A relatable gift for anyone living with chronic pain, chronic illness, invisible illness, dysautonomia, hypermobility, or simply a body that wakes up every morning and chooses violence.

DETAILS
* Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey T-Shirt
* Soft, lightweight everyday feel
* Unisex retail fit
* Crew neckline
* Printed to order
* Available in multiple colors and sizes
* Heather colors contain a cotton/polyester blend

FIT
This is a unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit. Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up 1–2 sizes for a roomier oversized look. Please refer to the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.

PERFECT FOR
Chronic pain warriors, spoonies, chronic illness humor lovers, invisible illness awareness, hypermobility humor, cozy recovery days, flare days, or anyone whose standard status report is:

“I’m fine. Everything just hurts.”

Because sometimes humor is part of the coping kit. 🩷

💀 For more options head over to Chronic Illness Humor 💀 https://spencerreeddesigns.etsy.com?section_id=59969317

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 13-21
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    Hialeah, FL
  • Cost to ship
    $3.99 to United States, 43215

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SpencerReedDesigns
SpencerReedDesigns ·

Meridian, Mississippi

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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1.6k sales
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18 years on Etsy
Carissa Murray
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Listed on Sep 30, 2026