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Dead Tired Shirt, Skeleton Coffee Tee, Funny Coffee T-Shirt, Gothic Caffeine Lover Gift, Dark Humor Coffee Shirt

ShirtClown  

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A skeleton clutches a mug of coffee, running on empty and past caring — "DEAD TIRED." An original Shirt Clown design for anyone whose caffeine tolerance flatlined years ago, rendered in stark line-work on deep black.

For coffee addicts, night-shift survivors, goths who don't do mornings, and anyone who needs at least one cup before they're technically alive.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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“The gift recipient loved this shirt!”

Robin

Oct 11, 2026

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Price:$27.00

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    Nov 16-21
  • Exchanges
    Accepted within 14 days
  • Cost to ship
    $4.95 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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A skeleton clutches a mug of coffee, running on empty and past caring — "DEAD TIRED." An original Shirt Clown design for anyone whose caffeine tolerance flatlined years ago, rendered in stark line-work on deep black.

For coffee addicts, night-shift survivors, goths who don't do mornings, and anyone who needs at least one cup before they're technically alive.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

ShirtClown made this item with help from
Printify, San Francisco, CA

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    Nov 16-21
  • Exchanges
    Accepted within 14 days.
  • Ships from
    United States
  • Cost to ship
    $4.95 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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ShirtClown
ShirtClown ·

Los Angeles, California

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Listed on Aug 24, 2026