• May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a classical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a head on it. The text BORN TO SERVE MEN is printed in red above the graphic. The shirt is displayed on a wooden hanger.
  • May include: A black short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a figure holding a platter with a head. The text "BORN TO SERVE MEN" is printed in red above the illustration in a gothic-style font.
  • May include: A black t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting showing a person holding a platter with a severed head. The text BORN TO SERVE MEN is printed in red above the illustration. The figure wears a pearl necklace and a detailed gown.
  • May include: A black short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a severed head. The red text above the image reads BORN TO SERVE MEN. The shirt has a crew neckline.
  • May include: A dark green short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a head. The text "BORN TO SERVE MEN" is printed in red above the illustration in a gothic-style font.
  • May include: A black short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a head. The text "BORN TO SERVE MEN" is printed in red above the illustration. The shirt has a crew neckline.
  • May include: A white t-shirt with a size chart diagram labeled Gildan 64000 sizes. The chart displays width, length, and sleeve length measurements in inches for sizes XS through 5XL, noting a potential variance of plus or minus 1.5 inches.
  • May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a classical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a head on it. The text BORN TO SERVE MEN is printed in red above the graphic. The shirt is displayed on a wooden hanger.
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  • May include: A black short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a figure holding a platter with a head. The text "BORN TO SERVE MEN" is printed in red above the illustration in a gothic-style font.
  • May include: A black t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting showing a person holding a platter with a severed head. The text BORN TO SERVE MEN is printed in red above the illustration. The figure wears a pearl necklace and a detailed gown.
  • May include: A black short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a severed head. The red text above the image reads BORN TO SERVE MEN. The shirt has a crew neckline.
  • May include: A dark green short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a head. The text "BORN TO SERVE MEN" is printed in red above the illustration in a gothic-style font.
  • May include: A black short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a historical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a head. The text "BORN TO SERVE MEN" is printed in red above the illustration. The shirt has a crew neckline.
  • May include: A white t-shirt with a size chart diagram labeled Gildan 64000 sizes. The chart displays width, length, and sleeve length measurements in inches for sizes XS through 5XL, noting a potential variance of plus or minus 1.5 inches.
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Born To Serve Men Shirt, Salome Severed Head Graphic Tee, Dark Humor Feminist T-Shirt, Renaissance Art Goth Top, Dark Academia Shirt

Item highlights

  • Materials: Cotton
  • Made to order

Seller's description

Technically, she is serving. Just not in the way they expected. The Born To Serve Men Graphic Tee pairs classic Renaissance art illustration (featuring Salome holding a severed head on a silver platter) with dark, razor-sharp irony. Highlighted by crimson gothic typography, this shirt delivers the ultimate blend of art history, dark academia, and uncompromising sarcastic humor.
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PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) for a soft, lightweight feel
• Relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and comfort

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CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
• Turn inside out before washing
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print

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PLEASE NOTE

Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings. Each shirt is made to order, and the artwork is reproduced in high resolution to preserve the detail and character of the original design.

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PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

Each shirt is made to order.

• Production time: 1–3 business days
• Shipping: Typically 3–7 business days after production (depending on destination)

Orders are produced as close to you as possible. US orders are printed and shipped within the United States, while European orders are printed and shipped within Europe. This helps reduce delivery times and avoids unnecessary customs charges for most customers.

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RETURNS & CANCELLATIONS

As each item is made to order, cancellations cannot be accepted once production has begun.

Returns or exchanges are accepted only if the item arrives damaged or defective.

Please check your size, colour selection, and shipping address carefully before placing your order.

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“looks great & i already got some compliments!!”

Teresa

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  • Cost to ship
    $3.48 to United States, 43215.

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5.0

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(1 reviews)

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Teresa Nov 1, 2026

looks great & i already got some compliments!!

Teresa Nov 1, 2026

Response from Mia

Teresa, cheers for your review! One thing I would die to know, though, is whether one of those compliments came from a man 🙃

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Specifications

May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a classical painting depicting a person holding a platter with a head on it. The text BORN TO SERVE MEN is printed in red above the graphic. The shirt is displayed on a wooden hanger.

Technically, she is serving. Just not in the way they expected. The Born To Serve Men Graphic Tee pairs classic Renaissance art illustration (featuring Salome holding a severed head on a silver platter) with dark, razor-sharp irony. Highlighted by crimson gothic typography, this shirt delivers the ultimate blend of art history, dark academia, and uncompromising sarcastic humor.
⸻

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) for a soft, lightweight feel
• Relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and comfort

⸻

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
• Turn inside out before washing
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print

⸻

PLEASE NOTE

Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings. Each shirt is made to order, and the artwork is reproduced in high resolution to preserve the detail and character of the original design.

⸻

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

Each shirt is made to order.

• Production time: 1–3 business days
• Shipping: Typically 3–7 business days after production (depending on destination)

Orders are produced as close to you as possible. US orders are printed and shipped within the United States, while European orders are printed and shipped within Europe. This helps reduce delivery times and avoids unnecessary customs charges for most customers.

⸻

RETURNS & CANCELLATIONS

As each item is made to order, cancellations cannot be accepted once production has begun.

Returns or exchanges are accepted only if the item arrives damaged or defective.

Please check your size, colour selection, and shipping address carefully before placing your order.

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 16-Dec 2
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Germany
  • Cost to ship
    $3.48 to United States, 43215

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vonBurgsthaler
Mia
vonBurgsthaler ·

New York, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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179 sales
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9 months on Etsy

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