Funny Skeleton DIY Wall Art, Witch Black Cat Print, Retro Halloween Decor (Digital Download)

The instruction sheet is open, the screws are everywhere, the furniture is still in pieces, and the skeleton has reached the dangerous stage of saying “ALMOST DONE.”

The witch is holding up one leftover screw.

That probably tells us everything we need to know.

The skeleton kneels on the floor beside a half-built wooden shelving unit, studying the assembly instructions with the concentration of someone who has already ignored at least one important diagram.

Loose boards, bolts, washers and tools cover the floor around him. A rubber mallet sits nearby, several panels are still waiting to be attached, and the finished piece is somehow both standing and obviously unfinished.

The witch watches from beside the project in a black dress and pointed hat, holding the suspicious extra hardware between two fingers. Her expression suggests she has heard “almost done” before.

The black cat has found the cardboard box and is therefore having the best day of anyone in the room.

Large coral ALMOST DONE lettering sits above the scene, turning a familiar furniture-assembly phrase into the punch line. Anyone who has built flat-pack furniture knows that “almost done” can mean five minutes, three hours or starting over from page two.

The bright Mediterranean interior keeps the artwork playful rather than dark. Turquoise cabinets, warm plaster, terracotta flooring, lemon branches and an open doorway give the scene the feel of a retro European home advertisement interrupted by a very ordinary DIY crisis.

Cream, teal, coral, black and warm beige make the poster easy to display beyond Halloween season. It works especially well in living rooms, entryways, offices, bedrooms and game rooms where a little sarcastic home-improvement humor feels appropriate.

A fun gift for DIY enthusiasts, new homeowners, flat-pack furniture survivors, skeleton collectors, black cat lovers and anyone who has ever finished assembling something and wondered why there were still six screws left.

PLEASE NOTE

This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. No physical product, frame or printed item will be shipped.

WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE

After purchase, Etsy will provide a PDF access guide containing:

• A Google Drive download link

• A QR code for quick access

• Simple download instructions

The downloadable ZIP folder includes:

• 6 high-resolution PNG files

• 6 high-resolution JPG files

• 12 print-ready files in total

• 300 DPI

• 6 professional print ratios: 2:3, 3:4, 4:5, 5:7, 11:14 and ISO / A-Series

PRINT SIZES INCLUDED

2:3 Ratio: 4×6, 8×12, 12×18, 16×24, 20×30, 24×36 in

3:4 Ratio: 6×8, 9×12, 12×16, 15×20, 18×24, 24×32 in

4:5 Ratio: 4×5, 8×10, 12×15, 16×20, 20×25, 24×30, 32×40, 40×50 in

5:7 Ratio: 5×7, 10×14, 15×21, 20×28 in

11:14 Ratio: 11×14, 22×28 in

ISO / A-Series: A5, A4, A3, A2, A1

Choose the ratio file that matches your frame or print size. All listed sizes maintain the original composition without cropping. Metric sizes are also supported within the corresponding ratio.

HOW TO DOWNLOAD

Complete your Etsy purchase.
Download the PDF provided by Etsy.
Open the Google Drive link or scan the QR code.
Download the ZIP folder.
Extract the PNG and JPG files.
Print at home, at a local print shop or with an online printing service.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

• Digital product only

• No physical item will be delivered

• Frame and room mockups are for display purposes only

• The artwork is not editable

• Colors may vary slightly depending on monitor, printer, paper and print settings

• For best results, professional printing and quality matte or fine art paper are recommended

• Frame and printing service are not included

• If needed, use Etsy in a browser or on a computer to access your PDF

USAGE

For personal use only. The files may not be resold, shared, redistributed, altered for resale or used commercially.

Because this is a digital product, returns and exchanges are not accepted. Please contact us if you have any issues accessing your files.

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