𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Harold finally got his Christmas kiss. Louise finally got an opening."

Part of the Domestic Disturbia collection, “Under the Mistletoe,” pairs the polished optimism of vintage 1950s advertising with situations that are just slightly harder to explain. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates strange humor, retro aesthetics, and beautifully composed bad decisions.

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𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘?

Sending to a crowd? Our holiday sets include six cards, shipped free, at 20% less than buying them separately.

6 of a Kind: choose one of six select designs and receive six matching cards.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4607574183/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-cards-6

The Holiday Six: six different designs, one dysfunctional family.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4587826206/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-card-set

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Christmas
• Holiday Cards
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who knows mistletoe comes with fine print
• Couples who've "found their rhythm"

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq


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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com