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Database Admin Hat SQL DBA Gift | Data Analyst Cap Source Of Truth Joke | Big Data Science Statistician Business Analytics Reporting Humor

SolidMotifs  
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Every dashboard in the company disagrees with every other dashboard, and then the database administrator walks in and settles it. This cap is for the data analyst, DBA or reporting lead whose numbers are the ones everyone else reconciles against — the person the spreadsheet argument ends with. Two lines of clean serif stitching, no punchline attached. Quiet, and correct.

Unstructured six-panel cotton twill with an old-gold top line. Daily-wear build — commutes, on-site visits, the walk to the coffee machine after a query that finally returned. Works for a promotion, a first analytics job, a ten-year work anniversary, or no occasion beyond the fact that they are, in fact, right.

PRODUCT FEATURES:
- Available in 3 colors
- One size, unisex wear
- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel cotton body for a comfortable fit
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- 100% cotton construction with sewn-in label

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item.
- For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

MADE TO ORDER:
Your cap is embroidered specifically for you once the order is placed. While the design and text remain exact, the tactile nature of thread on cotton twill means minor variations in stitch density are natural—making each piece unique.

Note: Product images are AI-generated mockups shown for illustration; your item is made exactly as the design described.

Manufacturer(s):

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product safety:

Product information: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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Listed on Sep 13, 2026
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