• May include: A dark grey heather t-shirt featuring a white line art illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much" is printed above the snake, and "and i must perish" is printed to the right of the snake.
  • May include: A natural-colored short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a black ink-style illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved line above the snake graphic.
  • May include: A light gray t-shirt featuring a black ink-style illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a handwritten font arching over the snake's head and body.
  • May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a white line art graphic of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved line above the snake illustration on the chest area.
  • May include: A dark brown short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a white line-art graphic of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved arc above the snake illustration on the chest.
  • May include: A dark forest green short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a white line-art illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved arc above the snake graphic.
  • May include: A military green short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a white line-art graphic of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a handwritten style arching over the snake illustration.
  • May include: A navy blue t-shirt featuring a white line art illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much" is printed above the snake, and "and i must perish" is printed to the right of the snake.
  • May include: A Bella Canvas 3001 size guide featuring two white t-shirts. One model wears a size Small, the other a size Large. An adult unisex sizing chart displays widths and lengths in inches, ranging from XS to 4X, with specific measurements provided.
  • May include: A youth shirt size guide for Bella Canvas 3001Y featuring a table with width and length measurements in inches for sizes S, M, L, and XL. Below the table are seven t-shirts in black, dark grey heather, athletic heather, true royal, natural, navy, and kelly green, each with a white graphic of a coiled snake.
  • May include: A customer service graphic with a green brushstroke background featuring the text NEED A HAND? I'M HERE TO HELP, a black raven illustration in a circle, and the text: Something not quite right with your order? SEND ME A MESSAGE ON ETSY.
  • May include: A thank you card featuring a purple circular graphic with a black crow illustration and the text CLEVER CROW. The card includes the text THANK YOU, For shopping small and supporting independent creativity. Crows always remember a friendly face. Found something you love? Come see what else is flying around the shop.
  • May include: A dark grey heather t-shirt featuring a white line art illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much" is printed above the snake, and "and i must perish" is printed to the right of the snake.
  • May include: A natural-colored short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a black ink-style illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved line above the snake graphic.
  • May include: A light gray t-shirt featuring a black ink-style illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a handwritten font arching over the snake's head and body.
  • May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a white line art graphic of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved line above the snake illustration on the chest area.
  • May include: A dark brown short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a white line-art graphic of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved arc above the snake illustration on the chest.
  • May include: A dark forest green short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a white line-art illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a curved arc above the snake graphic.
  • May include: A military green short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a white line-art graphic of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much and i must perish" is printed in a handwritten style arching over the snake illustration.
  • May include: A navy blue t-shirt featuring a white line art illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much" is printed above the snake, and "and i must perish" is printed to the right of the snake.
  • May include: A Bella Canvas 3001 size guide featuring two white t-shirts. One model wears a size Small, the other a size Large. An adult unisex sizing chart displays widths and lengths in inches, ranging from XS to 4X, with specific measurements provided.
  • May include: A youth shirt size guide for Bella Canvas 3001Y featuring a table with width and length measurements in inches for sizes S, M, L, and XL. Below the table are seven t-shirts in black, dark grey heather, athletic heather, true royal, natural, navy, and kelly green, each with a white graphic of a coiled snake.
  • May include: A customer service graphic with a green brushstroke background featuring the text NEED A HAND? I'M HERE TO HELP, a black raven illustration in a circle, and the text: Something not quite right with your order? SEND ME A MESSAGE ON ETSY.
  • May include: A thank you card featuring a purple circular graphic with a black crow illustration and the text CLEVER CROW. The card includes the text THANK YOU, For shopping small and supporting independent creativity. Crows always remember a friendly face. Found something you love? Come see what else is flying around the shop.
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Hognose Snake Shirt, Funny Snake Tee, Reptile Gift, Snake Lover Shirt, Overwhelmed Shirt, Introvert Shirt, Funny Animal Shirt, Hognose Gifts

CleverCrowStore  
5 out of 5 stars

Item highlights

  • Materials: Cotton, Polyester
  • Made to order

Seller's description

This Hognose Snake shirt features a dramatically overturned snake declaring, “This world is too much and I must perish.” Hognose Snakes are famous for an elaborate defensive performance that can include flattening their necks, hissing, false striking, rolling onto their backs, and playing dead with their mouths hanging open. Printed on a Bella Canvas 3001 unisex tee shirt, this funny reptile design is perfect for Hognose owners, snake lovers, introverts, chronically overwhelmed people, and anyone who responds to minor inconvenience with a complete theatrical demise.

👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Shirt details:
- Unisex shirt for all body types
- Pre­shrunk 100% cotton*
- *Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend
- Tends to run true to size for men
- For ladies it runs a bit big so it is recommended to size down for a fitted look
- Lightweight and breathable fabric
- Printed and shipped in the USA

This shirt is ideal for:
- Hognose Snake owners and enthusiasts
- Snake lovers and reptile keepers
- Introverts who have reached their daily limit
- Herpetologists and wildlife biologists
- A funny birthday or Christmas reptile gift
- Your friend who encounters one problem and immediately perishes

📐 Sizing:
- Available sizes: S–4XL (message me if you want youth sizes or don’t see your size listed)
- See size chart in listing photos for exact measurements
- Unisex sizing works for most body types
- If unsure, compare measurements to a favorite t-shirt at home

🖨️ Print Method:
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
- Design printed directly into fabric fibers (No vinyl that peels off in the wash!)
- Eco-friendly, water-based inks
- No heavy vinyl or thick transfer layer
- Durable and long-lasting with proper care

🧺 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Wash inside out to preserve print
- Minor fading may occur over time

🌱♻️ Business Model & Fulfillment:
All of my products are fulfilled using a print-on-demand production model:
- I personally design every product and own the rights to all designs
- Each item is printed after purchase (no bulk inventory or overproduction)
- Orders are fulfilled by trusted production partners in the United States and internationally
- Your order may ship from the facility closest to your location, including within the EU or Australia for faster delivery
- This model reduces shipping distance, lowers overproduction, and minimizes inventory waste. Print on demand is a sustainable business model, and you can feel good that you are supporting an independent creator!

⏱ Processing time:
- Please allow 1-8 business days for your order to be custom printed

🚚 Shipping Estimates:
🇺🇸 USA: 3-8 business days after shipment
🇨🇦 Canada: 10-15 business days after shipment
🇪🇺 European Union: 5-15 business days after shipment
🇦🇺 Australia: 5-15 business after shipment
🌎 Everywhere else: 10-30 business days after shipment
If your order has not arrived after 30 days, please message me

📝 REFUND POLICY:
✔️ I DO offer refunds or reprints if:
- Item arrives damaged or misprinted
- The incorrect item or design was sent
- Item is confirmed lost in transit
Photo proof may be required for refunds

❌ I DO NOT offer refunds if:
- Order did not arrive in time for a holiday
- Incorrect size ordered
- Incorrect shipping address entered
- Orders placed by mistake
- The tracking for order has confirmed delivery

🚫 No returns or cancellations once production begins. Thank you for understanding!

🇪🇺 EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY. Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras. Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean.

❤ Please consider adding to your cart to support my small business! I hand design everything myself, so you can ensure you are receiving a unique gift with your purchase. I appreciate every order ❤

Hognose Snake Shirt, Funny Snake Tee, Reptile Gift, Snake Lover Shirt, Overwhelmed Shirt, Introvert Shirt, Funny Animal Shirt, Hognose Gifts

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Original Price: $22.60+

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  • Get it by
    Nov 14-21
  • Cost to ship
    $4.99 to United States, 43215.

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Specifications

May include: A dark grey heather t-shirt featuring a white line art illustration of a coiled snake with its mouth open. The text "this world is too much" is printed above the snake, and "and i must perish" is printed to the right of the snake.

This Hognose Snake shirt features a dramatically overturned snake declaring, “This world is too much and I must perish.” Hognose Snakes are famous for an elaborate defensive performance that can include flattening their necks, hissing, false striking, rolling onto their backs, and playing dead with their mouths hanging open. Printed on a Bella Canvas 3001 unisex tee shirt, this funny reptile design is perfect for Hognose owners, snake lovers, introverts, chronically overwhelmed people, and anyone who responds to minor inconvenience with a complete theatrical demise.

👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Shirt details:
- Unisex shirt for all body types
- Pre­shrunk 100% cotton*
- *Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend
- Tends to run true to size for men
- For ladies it runs a bit big so it is recommended to size down for a fitted look
- Lightweight and breathable fabric
- Printed and shipped in the USA

This shirt is ideal for:
- Hognose Snake owners and enthusiasts
- Snake lovers and reptile keepers
- Introverts who have reached their daily limit
- Herpetologists and wildlife biologists
- A funny birthday or Christmas reptile gift
- Your friend who encounters one problem and immediately perishes

📐 Sizing:
- Available sizes: S–4XL (message me if you want youth sizes or don’t see your size listed)
- See size chart in listing photos for exact measurements
- Unisex sizing works for most body types
- If unsure, compare measurements to a favorite t-shirt at home

🖨️ Print Method:
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
- Design printed directly into fabric fibers (No vinyl that peels off in the wash!)
- Eco-friendly, water-based inks
- No heavy vinyl or thick transfer layer
- Durable and long-lasting with proper care

🧺 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Wash inside out to preserve print
- Minor fading may occur over time

🌱♻️ Business Model & Fulfillment:
All of my products are fulfilled using a print-on-demand production model:
- I personally design every product and own the rights to all designs
- Each item is printed after purchase (no bulk inventory or overproduction)
- Orders are fulfilled by trusted production partners in the United States and internationally
- Your order may ship from the facility closest to your location, including within the EU or Australia for faster delivery
- This model reduces shipping distance, lowers overproduction, and minimizes inventory waste. Print on demand is a sustainable business model, and you can feel good that you are supporting an independent creator!

⏱ Processing time:
- Please allow 1-8 business days for your order to be custom printed

🚚 Shipping Estimates:
🇺🇸 USA: 3-8 business days after shipment
🇨🇦 Canada: 10-15 business days after shipment
🇪🇺 European Union: 5-15 business days after shipment
🇦🇺 Australia: 5-15 business after shipment
🌎 Everywhere else: 10-30 business days after shipment
If your order has not arrived after 30 days, please message me

📝 REFUND POLICY:
✔️ I DO offer refunds or reprints if:
- Item arrives damaged or misprinted
- The incorrect item or design was sent
- Item is confirmed lost in transit
Photo proof may be required for refunds

❌ I DO NOT offer refunds if:
- Order did not arrive in time for a holiday
- Incorrect size ordered
- Incorrect shipping address entered
- Orders placed by mistake
- The tracking for order has confirmed delivery

🚫 No returns or cancellations once production begins. Thank you for understanding!

🇪🇺 EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY. Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras. Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean.

❤ Please consider adding to your cart to support my small business! I hand design everything myself, so you can ensure you are receiving a unique gift with your purchase. I appreciate every order ❤

Hognose Snake Shirt, Funny Snake Tee, Reptile Gift, Snake Lover Shirt, Overwhelmed Shirt, Introvert Shirt, Funny Animal Shirt, Hognose Gifts

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 14-21
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    El Paso, TX
  • Cost to ship
    $4.99 to United States, 43215

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