Pee First Scroll Later Bathroom Print, Minimalist Humor Wall Art (Digital Download)

“Pee First. Scroll Later.” is a reminder for anyone who walked into the bathroom and immediately forgot the original assignment.

The phrase is set in two simple lines of black handwritten lettering on a warm off-white background. Nothing else is added, so the wording stays clear and gets the joke across quickly.

It takes aim at a very modern bathroom habit: sitting down, opening the phone and suddenly discovering that ten minutes have disappeared.

The clean black-and-cream palette keeps the piece easy to use with light wood, white tile, black fixtures and neutral bathroom accessories. It can hang above the toilet, near a vanity or on a small guest-bathroom wall without making the room feel crowded.

There is enough empty space around the lettering for the poster to read as minimalist typography first and bathroom humor second. The joke only needs the room around it to make sense.

For guest bathrooms, powder rooms and anyone known for turning a quick bathroom trip into an extended scrolling session, the message is probably overdue.

PLEASE NOTE

This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. No physical product, frame or printed item will be shipped.

WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE

After purchase, Etsy will provide a PDF access guide containing:

• A Google Drive download link

• A QR code for quick access

• Simple download instructions

The downloadable ZIP folder includes:

• 6 high-resolution PNG files

• 6 high-resolution JPG files

• 12 print-ready files in total

• 300 DPI

• 6 professional print ratios: 2:3, 3:4, 4:5, 5:7, 11:14 and ISO / A-Series

PRINT SIZES INCLUDED

2:3 Ratio: 4×6, 8×12, 12×18, 16×24, 20×30, 24×36 in

3:4 Ratio: 6×8, 9×12, 12×16, 15×20, 18×24, 24×32 in

4:5 Ratio: 4×5, 8×10, 12×15, 16×20, 20×25, 24×30, 32×40, 40×50 in

5:7 Ratio: 5×7, 10×14, 15×21, 20×28 in

11:14 Ratio: 11×14, 22×28 in

ISO / A-Series: A5, A4, A3, A2, A1

Choose the ratio file that matches your frame or print size. All listed sizes maintain the original composition without cropping. Metric sizes are also supported within the corresponding ratio.

HOW TO DOWNLOAD

Complete your Etsy purchase.
Download the PDF provided by Etsy.
Open the Google Drive link or scan the QR code.
Download the ZIP folder.
Extract the PNG and JPG files.
Print at home, at a local print shop or with an online printing service.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

• Digital product only

• No physical item will be delivered

• Frame and room mockups are for display purposes only

• The artwork is not editable

• Colors may vary slightly depending on monitor, printer, paper and print settings

• For best results, professional printing and quality matte or fine art paper are recommended

• Frame and printing service are not included

• If needed, use Etsy in a browser or on a computer to access your PDF

USAGE

For personal use only. The files may not be resold, shared, redistributed, altered for resale or used commercially.

Because this is a digital product, returns and exchanges are not accepted. Please contact us if you have any issues accessing your files.

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