Report this item to Etsy

Died Once Still Clocked In T-Shirt | Funny Zombie Office Worker Graphic Tee

Item highlights

  • Made to order

Seller's description

Clocked out? Not quite. The Died Once, Still Clocked In T-shirt brings workplace humor back from the dead with a detailed zombie office-worker graphic across the back and the Z-Tact skull-and-crossed-swords logo on the front chest.

Surrounded by overflowing inboxes, deadlines, taxes, meetings, paperwork, and the daily grind that apparently continues beyond the grave, our undead employee is still at his desk with his laptop and a much-needed mug reminding everyone: “Dead But Deadlines Don’t Wait.”

Printed on a classic unisex heavy cotton tee, it’s an easy choice for casual wear, Halloween season, office-humor fans, zombie lovers, overworked coworkers, or anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.

Product features:
• Large “Died Once — Still Clocked In” zombie office-worker graphic on the back
• Z-TACT.COM emblem on the front left chest
• Z-TACT.COM inner neck branding
• Classic unisex fit
• Multiple shirt colors available

Because apparently even death isn’t a valid excuse for missing a deadline.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

View more
Etsy's Purchase Protection

If something goes wrong with an order, we've got your back for all eligible purchases. View program terms

Price:$34.99+

Loading

Please select an option

Please select an option

You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 14-21
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $4.95 to United States, 43215.

Seller's description

Specifications

Clocked out? Not quite. The Died Once, Still Clocked In T-shirt brings workplace humor back from the dead with a detailed zombie office-worker graphic across the back and the Z-Tact skull-and-crossed-swords logo on the front chest.

Surrounded by overflowing inboxes, deadlines, taxes, meetings, paperwork, and the daily grind that apparently continues beyond the grave, our undead employee is still at his desk with his laptop and a much-needed mug reminding everyone: “Dead But Deadlines Don’t Wait.”

Printed on a classic unisex heavy cotton tee, it’s an easy choice for casual wear, Halloween season, office-humor fans, zombie lovers, overworked coworkers, or anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.

Product features:
• Large “Died Once — Still Clocked In” zombie office-worker graphic on the back
• Z-TACT.COM emblem on the front left chest
• Z-TACT.COM inner neck branding
• Classic unisex fit
• Multiple shirt colors available

Because apparently even death isn’t a valid excuse for missing a deadline.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 14-21
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from
    Hialeah, FL
  • Cost to ship
    $4.95 to United States, 43215

    There was a problem calculating your shipping. Please try again.

Shop with confidence
Etsy Purchase Protection

If something goes wrong with an order, we've got your back on all eligible purchases. View program terms

Climate investments

Etsy supports climate solutions, from electric delivery trucks to carbon offsets for every delivery. View how

You may also like

Shoppers with similar taste loved these

Show more
Show more
Listed on Sep 22, 2026