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Dark Humor Retro Greeting Card | Put On Your Face

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Nov 5-12

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  • Designed by DomesticDisturbia
  • Materials: Cardstock, kraft paper
  • Width: 5 inches
    Length: 7 inches

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Alice was nothing if not two-faced. Three, if you counted properly.”

"Put On Your Face" celebrates the timeless feminine art of looking absolutely fine. Our heroine applies her signature red with serene composure, while her reflection tells a slightly different story. Her spare faces wait neatly on the vanity: one for company, one for the long week, and one that has frankly seen better days. Perfect for best friends, sisters, work besties, or anyone who has ever fixed their lipstick in the parking lot before walking in and saying, "I'm great, thanks!"

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Best Friends
• Sisters
• Work Bestie
• Thinking of You
• Friendship Cards
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who has said "I'm fine" with a completely straight face
• Anyone holding it together with lipstick and sheer willpower

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq


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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

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