• May include: A greeting card featuring an illustration of a blonde person in a pink nightgown sleeping inside a metal drawer. Beside the drawer is a light blue nightstand with a gold alarm clock, pink roses, and a pair of pink ballet flats.
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  • May include: A greeting card featuring an illustration of a blonde person in a pink nightgown sleeping inside a metal drawer. Beside the drawer is a light blue nightstand with a gold alarm clock, pink roses, and a pair of pink ballet flats.
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  • May include: An open greeting card with a plain white interior. The right side of the card features the black printed text, Finally, Wanda could rest in peace. The card is displayed against a solid light mint green background.
  • May include: A white greeting card featuring a circular illustration of a person with a white bar over their eyes. Below the image, the text reads Domestic Disturbia, Pearls. Pills. Panic., KEPT CHILLED FOR FRESHNESS., and copyright information.
  • May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a blonde person in a pink robe sleeping inside a metal refrigerator drawer. The back of the card displays the text Domestic Disturbia, Pearls, Pills, Panic, and Kept Chilled For Freshness.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a blonde person in a pink robe sleeping inside a metal drawer. Beside the drawer is a light blue nightstand with a gold alarm clock, pink flowers, and pink ballet flats.
  • May include: A rectangular greeting card measuring 5 inches by 7 inches featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person with blonde hair sleeping in a metal drawer. The card includes a bedside table with a gold clock, pink flowers, and pink shoes.
  • May include: A framed print featuring a blonde person in a pink nightgown sleeping inside a metal filing cabinet drawer. The scene includes a bedside table with a gold alarm clock, pink flowers, and a pair of pink shoes on a checkered floor.
  • May include: A square informational graphic with a light tan background and a dashed teal border. At the top, a circular portrait of a person with dark hair and a red-striped shirt. The text reads: Free Shipping! Our cards are dependable. Unfortunately, tracking is not.
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Dark Humor Retro Greeting Card | Beauty Sleep

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  • Materials: Cardstock, Kraft paper
  • Dimensions: Width: 5 Inches; Length: 7 Inches

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𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Finally, Wanda could rest in peace.”

Proof that nothing takes years off quite like a good, long rest.

Featuring a radiant mid-century beauty in pink satin and pearls, settled in for the long haul in a very well-refrigerated bed, "Beauty Sleep" is made for exhausted moms, brand-new retirees, night-shift survivors, and anyone who's been meaning to lie down since roughly 2019.

"Beauty Sleep" is a premium greeting card from Domestic Disturbia: darkly funny illustrations inspired by 1950s advertising art and the quiet chaos lurking beneath a perfect domestic life.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Best Friends
• Thinking of You
• Friendship Cards
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who treats a nap like a spa appointment
• Anyone whose idea of self-care is eight uninterrupted hours
• Anyone who'll sleep when she's dead

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq


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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

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“Perfect timing for this card”

Karen

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Price:$7.85

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  • Get it by
    Nov 5-12
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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May include: A greeting card featuring an illustration of a blonde person in a pink nightgown sleeping inside a metal drawer. Beside the drawer is a light blue nightstand with a gold alarm clock, pink roses, and a pair of pink ballet flats.

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Finally, Wanda could rest in peace.”

Proof that nothing takes years off quite like a good, long rest.

Featuring a radiant mid-century beauty in pink satin and pearls, settled in for the long haul in a very well-refrigerated bed, "Beauty Sleep" is made for exhausted moms, brand-new retirees, night-shift survivors, and anyone who's been meaning to lie down since roughly 2019.

"Beauty Sleep" is a premium greeting card from Domestic Disturbia: darkly funny illustrations inspired by 1950s advertising art and the quiet chaos lurking beneath a perfect domestic life.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Best Friends
• Thinking of You
• Friendship Cards
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who treats a nap like a spa appointment
• Anyone whose idea of self-care is eight uninterrupted hours
• Anyone who'll sleep when she's dead

-----------------------

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq


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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

DomesticDisturbia made this item with help from
Custom digital printing business., Fairport, NY
  • Designed by
    DomesticDisturbia
  • Materials
    Cardstock, kraft paper
  • Width
    5 Inches
  • Length
    7 Inches

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  • Get it by
    Nov 5-12
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Nashville, TN
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215

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Nashville, Tennessee

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