• May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a person with blonde hair, red lipstick, and a pearl necklace, wearing a pink top. The card includes the text "Keep your chin up. It photographs better." and a sign reading "0527".
  • May include: A white greeting card opened to reveal two blank interior pages. Above the right page, the text "Blank inside." is printed in a typewriter-style font, accompanied by a hand-drawn black arrow pointing down to the empty space.
  • May include: A white greeting card featuring a circular illustration of a person with a white bar over their eyes. Below the image, the text reads Domestic Disturbia, Pearls. Pills. Panic. Grace under investigation. Keep Your Chin Up 2026.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a blonde person in a pink top holding a sign with the number 0527. The background is a height chart with the text Keep your chin up. It photographs better. The back shows a logo.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a blonde person in a pink top holding a sign with the number 0527. The background is a height chart with the text Keep your chin up. It photographs better. A matching envelope is included.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a blonde person in a pink top, holding a sign with the number 0527. The text reads: Keep your chin up. It photographs better. The card measures 5 inches by 7 inches in total size.
  • May include: A framed print featuring a blonde person in a pink top holding a sign with the number 0527 against a height chart background. The text reads: Keep your chin up. It photographs better. The print is enclosed in a black rectangular frame.
  • May include: A square informational graphic on a light tan background with a dashed teal border. At the top, a circular portrait of a person with dark hair and a red lip. The text reads: Free Shipping! Our cards are dependable. Unfortunately, tracking is not.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a person with blonde hair, red lipstick, and a pearl necklace, wearing a pink top. The card includes the text "Keep your chin up. It photographs better." and a sign reading "0527".
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  • May include: A white greeting card opened to reveal two blank interior pages. Above the right page, the text "Blank inside." is printed in a typewriter-style font, accompanied by a hand-drawn black arrow pointing down to the empty space.
  • May include: A white greeting card featuring a circular illustration of a person with a white bar over their eyes. Below the image, the text reads Domestic Disturbia, Pearls. Pills. Panic. Grace under investigation. Keep Your Chin Up 2026.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a blonde person in a pink top holding a sign with the number 0527. The background is a height chart with the text Keep your chin up. It photographs better. The back shows a logo.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a blonde person in a pink top holding a sign with the number 0527. The background is a height chart with the text Keep your chin up. It photographs better. A matching envelope is included.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a blonde person in a pink top, holding a sign with the number 0527. The text reads: Keep your chin up. It photographs better. The card measures 5 inches by 7 inches in total size.
  • May include: A framed print featuring a blonde person in a pink top holding a sign with the number 0527 against a height chart background. The text reads: Keep your chin up. It photographs better. The print is enclosed in a black rectangular frame.
  • May include: A square informational graphic on a light tan background with a dashed teal border. At the top, a circular portrait of a person with dark hair and a red lip. The text reads: Free Shipping! Our cards are dependable. Unfortunately, tracking is not.
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Funny Retro Housewife Greeting Card | Keep Your Chin Up

Item highlights

  • Materials: Cardstock
  • Dimensions: Width: 5 Inches; Length: 7 Inches

Seller's description

Some women crumble under questioning. Others find their light.

Featuring a mid-century blonde in pink and pearls, holding her booking number like a pageant sash, "Keep Your Chin Up" is made for friends going through it, birthdays spent refusing to act their age, and anyone who has always known her good side.

A premium greeting card from Domestic Disturbia: darkly funny illustrations inspired by 1950s advertising art and the quiet chaos lurking beneath a perfect domestic life.

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: Blank, so you can offer your support. Or your alibi.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Birthdays
• Encouragement
• Friendship
• Thinking of You
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who's keenly aware of her good side
• Anyone whose friends would absolutely post her bail
• Anyone who has never once admitted to anything
• Anyone who stays camera-ready under any circumstances

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

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  • Get it by
    Nov 4-10
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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Specifications

May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style mugshot of a person with blonde hair, red lipstick, and a pearl necklace, wearing a pink top. The card includes the text "Keep your chin up. It photographs better." and a sign reading "0527".

Some women crumble under questioning. Others find their light.

Featuring a mid-century blonde in pink and pearls, holding her booking number like a pageant sash, "Keep Your Chin Up" is made for friends going through it, birthdays spent refusing to act their age, and anyone who has always known her good side.

A premium greeting card from Domestic Disturbia: darkly funny illustrations inspired by 1950s advertising art and the quiet chaos lurking beneath a perfect domestic life.

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: Blank, so you can offer your support. Or your alibi.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Birthdays
• Encouragement
• Friendship
• Thinking of You
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who's keenly aware of her good side
• Anyone whose friends would absolutely post her bail
• Anyone who has never once admitted to anything
• Anyone who stays camera-ready under any circumstances

-----------------------

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

DomesticDisturbia made this item with help from
Custom digital printing business., Fairport, NY

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  • Get it by
    Nov 4-10
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Nashville, TN
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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Nashville, Tennessee

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