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Funny Gothic Greeting Card Victorian Portrait Blank Eyes Wax Seal Dark Humor Congratulations

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Price:$17.00

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Oct 24-Nov 2

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Highlights

  • Materials: Cardstock, parchment paper, printer paper, wax
  • Width: 5.5 inches
    Length: 8.5 inches

Gothic Victorian greeting card with wax seal
Blank-eyed Victorian portrait on distressed parchment paper, mounted on heavy dark cardstock. Matching envelope and a gold wax seal.
The image is my own photograph that I Victorian-ized.

Inside:
My eyes may be blank,
but my schedule is wide open for plotting your
immediate <downfall (crossed out)>
celebration. (Specify if you prefer blank inside)

Details:
Card 5.5 × 8.5
Includes envelope and wax seal
Blank space under the verse if you want to add a note.

How it’s made:
Printed on parchment-style paper, then distressed by hand. Mounted to dark heavy cardstock. Inside verse printed on a second parchment piece, aged and set into the card. Finished with a gold wax seal on the envelope.
Each card is handmade, so no two are exactly alike. The tears, the aging, and the seal will vary.
Not a generic stock card.

Ships in a rigid mailer with cardboard so it doesn’t bend.

  • Order today to get by Oct 24-Nov 2
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Free shipping
  • Ships from: Rochester, NY

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1894DesignStudio
Kimberly VanDerWal
1894DesignStudio ·

Rochester, New York

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