Golden Retriever Christmas Sweatshirt, Retrieved One (1) Christmas Tree Funny Golden Crewneck, Golden Retriever Mom Dad Xmas Gift

Golden retrievers were bred to bring things back, and nobody ever set a size limit. So here is one very pleased golden, trotting home through the snow with the entire Christmas tree, ornaments dropping in his wake, and the paperwork already filed: RETRIEVED: ONE (1) CHRISTMAS TREE. It's painted like a page from a 1950s storybook, for households who know the tree is only ever on loan.

• A proud golden trots through fresh snow with an entire fir tree in tow, baubles falling behind like breadcrumbs.
• Painted in the style of a 1950s children's book (goldenrod, pine, cranberry) over a typewriter receipt that reads RETRIEVED: ONE (1) CHRISTMAS TREE.
• Gildan 18000 heavy-blend crewneck in warm sand: 50/50 fleece with ribbed cuffs and waistband, soft from the first wear.
• Unisex S–3XL, printed to order.
• Made for every family whose tree has been "helped" at least once.

Materials: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck: 50% cotton / 50% polyester, about 8.0 oz/yd², air-jet spun yarn (softer, less pilling), 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex, double-needle seams. Printed direct-to-garment.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron over the print, don't bleach, don't dry clean.

Sizing: Unisex classic fit, S–3XL. Order your usual size for a relaxed crewneck, or size up one for an oversized look. Size chart in the photos.

For the golden family that now anchors the tree to the wall.

Product photos are digital mockups of the exact blank and print. Screen colors and garment-dye shades may vary slightly.

Made to order by our print partner, Printful. Processing takes 2–7 business days. Designed by BreedLore; AI tools were used in early concept sketches, and every final design was redrawn and edited by hand.