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Cheeky Botanical Hardcover Journal, 150 Lined Pages, Funny Floral Notebook

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  • Designed by CommonlyKnown
  • Width: 5.71 inches
    Height: 8.07 inches
    Depth: 0.55 inches

A cheeky botanical journal for the friend who won’t need a hint. This funny hardcover notebook has 150 lined pages and a vintage-inspired floral cover with a shared sense of humor.

What do a cat, a clam, and a taco have in common? Different names. Same subject. Cats, beavers, tacos, clams, bushes and flowers turn familiar euphemisms for vulvas into an illustrated pattern. Pretty on the desk. Funnier on closer inspection.

A birthday gift for your best friend, a Galentine’s gift, or a just-because notebook for the woman who appreciates good stationery and a double entendre. The joke is in the artwork; the front cover has no slogan.


THE JOURNAL
• One physical hardcover journal with a matte laminated cover
• 150 lined pages (75 sheets), with perforated pages
• Approximately 5.75 × 8 inches; exact size: 5.71 × 8.07 × 0.55 inches
• Printed botanical artwork wraps around the cover, with a deep green spine
• Wordless front; small CommonlyKnown logo on the back
• A small 0.5 × 0.5-inch production barcode appears on the back

Made for notes, lists and thoughts you may or may not say out loud. Intended as an adult-humor gift; the artwork itself contains no explicit anatomy. Props shown in listing images are not included. Lifestyle images are styled digital mockups; the supplier views show the cover and lined interior.

ARTWORK & PRODUCTION
Artwork developed by CommonlyKnown using AI-assisted image generation. Printed to order and shipped by our production partner, District Photo. This is a new, vintage-inspired design, not a vintage item or a digital download.

CARE & DELIVERY
Wipe gently with a soft, clean, dry cloth. Colors may vary between screens and the printed product. See checkout for the delivery estimate for your destination.

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
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  • Sent from: United States

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