Everything Hurts and I'm Dying T-Shirt. Funny Workout Shirt. Fitness Apparel.

Name: Everything Hurts and I'm Dying T-Shirt. Funny Workout Shirt. Fitness Apparel.
Brand: slothshirts
SKU: 458523924
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (10355 reviews)

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Handmade
Materials: cotton, polyester

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt. Unisex Fit. Printed with eco-friendly water-based inks.

Please refer to the size chart in the last image of the listing (laying flat measurements in inches). Due to the calibration differences between computer monitors, phone screens and tablets, the actual product color may vary slightly from what you are viewing.

SHIRT FEATURES:

- 4.2 oz., Solid color tees (red, white, blue, green) are 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 30 singles
- Athletic Heather Shirt (light grey) is 90/10 combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
- Deep Heather (dark grey) and Charcoal colors are 52/48 combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Unisex sizing

SIZING:

These t-shirts are Unisex (close to men’s tees sizes). Please refer to the size chart in the last image of the listing (laying flat measurements in inches) if you'd like to measure it against one of the shirts you currently wear.

All garments are measured lying flat, unstretched. This may be slightly different than your measurements taken by measuring yourself with a tape. To find your measurements, the best thing you can do is to measure a garment that fits you well.

- Lay your garment flat on a table

- Take a measuring tape, tape measure or yardstick and carefully measure all the width and length

DOMESTIC SHIPPING:

It normally takes 1-3 business days to process an order and then delivery is another 3-5 days with standard shipping or 2-3 days with Priority Mail.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS:

International shipping can sometimes be very slow. Please allow at least 2-4 weeks for delivery. The average is about two and a half weeks but it is not unusual for it to take longer. Also, please be aware of customs fees you may have in your country, as you are responsible to pay them.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS:
Turn garment inside out.
Machine wash cold.
Lay flat to dry.
Do not bleach/dry-clean
Do not iron directly onto the print!

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Ships from Sicklerville, NJ

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It normally takes 1-3 business days to process an order and then delivery is another 2-5 days with standard shipping or 2-3 days with Priority Mail. All orders are shipped from NY.

Please note: we cannot be held responsible if you do not allow at least 7-14 business days from your date of purchase to your need by date.

It is your responsibility to make sure you provide correct shipping address. Please note that If USPS tracking states that your package was delivered, we are not responsible for claims that a package did not arrive. In such a case please contact your local post office directly.

You will receive a confirmation email once your order has been processed and packaged. Tracking information is normally available within 24-72 hours.

International shipping can sometimes be very slow. Please allow at least 2-4 weeks for delivery. The average is about two and a half weeks but it is not unusual for it to take longer. Also, please be aware of customs fees if you have in your country, you are responsible to pay them.

Please note that If USPS tracking states that your package was delivered, we are not responsible for claims that a package did not arrive. We suggest contacting your local post with your tracking information to find which customs center processed your order. They may be holding it there.