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No Smoking Near Me Shirt, Smoke Free Celebration Tee, Vintage Badge Gift for Dad

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"No Smoking Near Me" smoke-free shirt: a funny no smoking tee with a tough guy and a vintage badge banner, made to celebrate quitting and protect your clean air.

🎁 Free gift after purchase: choose 1 of 5 printable art downloads ($9 value, see the last photo). We'll message you after your order.

No smoking near me. A tough older man with a gray goatee crosses his arms next to a crossed-out cigarette, framed by a vintage badge banner in deep red and cream. Grumpy in the best way, for dads, grandpas and uncles who want their space smoke-free, or who proudly quit years ago.

A fun way to celebrate a quit-smoking anniversary or a smoke-free milestone (one month, one year, ten years), or to tell friends that you keep your air clean. Great for dad, grandpa or a no-nonsense uncle, and for nurses, respiratory therapists and anyone who has quit for good. Give it for a birthday, a quit-day anniversary, New Year's resolutions or just because.

Front: older man with arms crossed and a vintage "No smoking near me" badge, printed on the front only.

- Front print only
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print

The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Design created with the help of AI tools, then edited and printed on demand by our production partner (Printify).

Human ideas, human creativity, assisted by AI.

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  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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Listed on Sep 29, 2026
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