Cane Corso Hoodie Lap Dog Allegedly, Funny Italian Mastiff Sweatshirt Gift for Mom Dad

Lap Dog, Allegedly · Cane Corso

For the Corso household that has already lost the armchair argument. A dry editorial cartoon: natural-ear Cane Corso sprawled across a tiny chair, coffee mug for scale, caption that tells the truth gently.

• Ink, warm grey, mustard, and bone illustration on midweight fleece
• Independent Trading Co. midweight hoodie (Charcoal lead; bone also)
• Large front print; the joke lands from across the room

Materials: Independent Trading Co. SS4500 midweight hoodie (or Printful equivalent): ~8.5 oz cotton/poly fleece, jersey-lined hood. Printed direct-to-garment.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.
Sizing: Unisex standard fit, S–4XL. Size chart in the photos. Usual size for relaxed; size up one if you like it slouchy.

Photos are mockups of this exact blank and print. Screen colors can shift a little from what you see.

Designed by BreedLore, printed to order with Printful. Original artwork — early sketches used AI tools; every final design was redrawn and edited by hand. Check sizing before you buy; we print fresh for each order.