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Funny Turtle Back Print Tee, Slow Runner Joke, Tortoise Gift

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Original Price: $21.99+

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Funny turtle t-shirt with the saying "I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead of You" - a cute tortoise tee for slow runners, walkers, retirees and animal lovers.

🎁 Free gift after purchase: choose 1 of 5 printable art downloads ($9 value, see the last photo). We'll message you after your order.

The design is printed on the BACK of the shirt, so the joke is read by everyone walking behind you - exactly the people you are ahead of.

A cheerful cartoon tortoise strolls past and glances back over its shell with a knowing smile, as if it just overtook you. It's a slow-and-steady joke for anyone who gets there at their own pace: the back-of-the-pack runner, the walking club regular, the newly retired colleague, or the friend who is never in a hurry. Wear it to a fun run, a morning walk, a retirement party, or give it as a birthday gift to a turtle fan.

Available on White, Sport Grey, Sand, Natural, Light Blue and Light Pink.

- Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, 100% cotton (Sport Grey is cotton/poly)
- Classic unisex fit, sizes S-5XL (size range varies by colour)
- Back print only (front is plain)
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

A small QR code on the back opens our Etsy shop.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Design created with the help of AI tools, then edited and printed on demand by our production partner (Printify).

Human ideas, human creativity, assisted by AI.

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  • Cost to ship: $4.95
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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Listed on Oct 2, 2026
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