Funny Retro Housewife Christmas Cards, Set of 6 Assorted Designs | The Holiday Six

Seller's description

Six holiday scenes. Six women who have everything under control. The gifts are wrapped. The cookies are baked. All evidence has been disposed of.

The Holiday Six brings together six darkly funny Christmas greeting cards from Domestic Disturbia, featuring glamorous 1950s-inspired illustrations and the domestic dysfunction lurking beneath every perfectly polished holiday.

Six different designs, each with its own delightfully questionable sentiment inside.

𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝟐𝟎% + 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆

Because holiday survival shouldn't cost a fortune.

Prefer a set of the same card instead of an assortment? Check out the "6 of a Kind" collection, which lets you choose one design and get six identical cards. Perfect for sending the same questionable sentiment to everyone on your list.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4607574183/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-cards-6

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐏:

𝟏: "Holiday Office Party"
Inside: Martha was deeply touched by the thoughtfulness of Pamela's gift.
After she opened it, everyone moved rather suddenly to the parking lot.

𝟐: "Silent Night"
Inside: After sixteen years of marriage, Helen was finally able to cure Harrison's snoring. All it took was an extension cord and a strategically placed bauble.

𝟑: "Season of Giving"
Inside: Susan kept a list of everyone who had been good this year.
Everyone else got cookies.

𝟒: "Holiday Wrapping"
Inside: Some gifts simply wrap themselves.

𝟓: "Proof of Purchase"
Inside: Gently used. Original packaging. She'd like cash, not an exchange.

𝟔: "The Last Noel"
Inside: Do you hear what I hear?
Unfortunately, yes.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• Six 5" x 7” greeting cards
• Professionally printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Features unique interior copy with room for a personal message
• Six Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelopes
• Each card is individually packaged in a protective clear sleeve
• Comes with two envelope sticker seals per card
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Christmas
• Holiday Cards
• Office Gift Exchanges
• Secret Santa
• White Elephant
• Holiday Gatherings
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who keeps a very specific list this year
• Anyone who is surviving another season of forced merriment

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
This special 6-pack gift set ships via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq


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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item features original Domestic Disturbia designs and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.

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