• May include: A greeting card titled Proof of Purchase featuring a vintage-style scene of a person in a red coat with white fur trim standing before a counter where a person wrapped in a red ribbon sits, while a clerk works under a Returns sign.
  • May include: A white greeting card opened to reveal black printed text on the right side that reads: Gently used. Original packaging. She'd like cash, not an exchange. The card is displayed against a solid light green background.
  • May include: A white greeting card featuring a circular logo with a vintage-style woman whose eyes are obscured by a white line. Below the logo, the text reads Domestic Disturbia, Pearls. Pills. Panic., Irreconcilable Defects, and Proof of Purchase.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a retro-style illustration of a person in a red coat and fur collar standing before a counter where a person in a suit is wrapped in a red bow and a clerk sits behind a sign that reads Returns. The back shows the Domestic Disturbia logo.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a red coat and white fur trim standing at a store counter. A person in a gray suit with a red bow sits on the counter near a sign that reads Returns. A clerk is present.
  • May include: A rectangular greeting card measuring 5 inches by 7 inches featuring a vintage-style illustration of a woman in a red coat and a man wrapped in a red ribbon at a store counter with a sign that reads Returns, plus a clerk nearby.
  • May include: A framed print featuring a vintage-style illustration of a department store returns counter. A person in a red coat stands before a person wrapped in a red ribbon and a clerk behind the counter. The sign above reads Returns.
  • May include: A square informational graphic on a light tan background with a teal border. At the top is a circular portrait of a person with a censored face. The text reads: Free Shipping! Our cards are dependable. Unfortunately, tracking is not.
  • May include: A greeting card titled Proof of Purchase featuring a vintage-style scene of a person in a red coat with white fur trim standing before a counter where a person wrapped in a red ribbon sits, while a clerk works under a Returns sign.
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  • May include: A white greeting card opened to reveal black printed text on the right side that reads: Gently used. Original packaging. She'd like cash, not an exchange. The card is displayed against a solid light green background.
  • May include: A white greeting card featuring a circular logo with a vintage-style woman whose eyes are obscured by a white line. Below the logo, the text reads Domestic Disturbia, Pearls. Pills. Panic., Irreconcilable Defects, and Proof of Purchase.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a retro-style illustration of a person in a red coat and fur collar standing before a counter where a person in a suit is wrapped in a red bow and a clerk sits behind a sign that reads Returns. The back shows the Domestic Disturbia logo.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a red coat and white fur trim standing at a store counter. A person in a gray suit with a red bow sits on the counter near a sign that reads Returns. A clerk is present.
  • May include: A rectangular greeting card measuring 5 inches by 7 inches featuring a vintage-style illustration of a woman in a red coat and a man wrapped in a red ribbon at a store counter with a sign that reads Returns, plus a clerk nearby.
  • May include: A framed print featuring a vintage-style illustration of a department store returns counter. A person in a red coat stands before a person wrapped in a red ribbon and a clerk behind the counter. The sign above reads Returns.
  • May include: A square informational graphic on a light tan background with a teal border. At the top is a circular portrait of a person with a censored face. The text reads: Free Shipping! Our cards are dependable. Unfortunately, tracking is not.
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Funny Retro Housewife Christmas Greeting Card | Proof of Purchase

Item highlights

  • Materials: Cardstock, Kraft paper
  • Dimensions: Width: 5 Inches; Length: 7 Inches

Seller's description

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: "Gently used. Original packaging. She'd like cash, not an exchange."

She kept the receipt. She always keeps the receipt.

Featuring a mid-century blonde in a fur-trimmed red coat, presenting her receipt at a department store returns counter while her husband sits on it, bow and gift tag still attached, "Proof of Purchase" is made for newly single friends, wives with a firm return policy, divorce parties that happen to fall in December, and anyone who has ever said "it's the thought that counts" through clenched teeth.

A premium greeting card from Domestic Disturbia: darkly funny illustrations inspired by 1950s advertising art and the quiet chaos lurking beneath a perfect domestic life.

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𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘?

Love this card? Get six of it. 6 of a Kind lets you choose this design (or one of five others) and receive six matching cards, shipped free, at 20% less than buying them separately:
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Prefer the whole dysfunctional family? The Holiday Six includes this card and five others at the same savings:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4587826206/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-card-set

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Christmas
• Holiday Gift Exchanges
• Divorce Congratulations
• Friendship
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who keeps every receipt, just in case
• Anyone who prefers a refund to a replacement
• Anyone who thinks re-gifting is tacky

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq


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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.
Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse. Find us on TikTok, Instagram, and Pinterest @domesticdisturbia.

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Price:$7.85

You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 4-10
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

Seller's description

Specifications

May include: A greeting card titled Proof of Purchase featuring a vintage-style scene of a person in a red coat with white fur trim standing before a counter where a person wrapped in a red ribbon sits, while a clerk works under a Returns sign.

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: "Gently used. Original packaging. She'd like cash, not an exchange."

She kept the receipt. She always keeps the receipt.

Featuring a mid-century blonde in a fur-trimmed red coat, presenting her receipt at a department store returns counter while her husband sits on it, bow and gift tag still attached, "Proof of Purchase" is made for newly single friends, wives with a firm return policy, divorce parties that happen to fall in December, and anyone who has ever said "it's the thought that counts" through clenched teeth.

A premium greeting card from Domestic Disturbia: darkly funny illustrations inspired by 1950s advertising art and the quiet chaos lurking beneath a perfect domestic life.

-----------------------

𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘?

Love this card? Get six of it. 6 of a Kind lets you choose this design (or one of five others) and receive six matching cards, shipped free, at 20% less than buying them separately:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4607574183/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-cards-6

Prefer the whole dysfunctional family? The Holiday Six includes this card and five others at the same savings:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4587826206/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-card-set

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

-----------------------

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Christmas
• Holiday Gift Exchanges
• Divorce Congratulations
• Friendship
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who keeps every receipt, just in case
• Anyone who prefers a refund to a replacement
• Anyone who thinks re-gifting is tacky

-----------------------

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq


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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.


© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.
Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse. Find us on TikTok, Instagram, and Pinterest @domesticdisturbia.

DomesticDisturbia made this item with help from
Custom digital printing business., Fairport, NY
  • Designed by
    DomesticDisturbia
  • Materials
    Cardstock, kraft paper
  • Width
    5 Inches
  • Length
    7 Inches

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 4-10
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Nashville, TN
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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Domestic Disturbia
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Nashville, Tennessee

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