Market Budget Failed Frog Shirt, Funny Farmers Market Gift for Foodie Mom

An apron-wearing frog hauls a basket overflowing with produce, captioned Market Budget: Failed. Give it to the market regular who went for a dozen eggs and came home with heirloom everything.

🎁 A GIFT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO FEED US

Every family has one. The cook who shows up early, takes over the kitchen, and makes sure everyone leaves full.

This shirt is a way to say thank you. Give it for Christmas, a Secret Santa or white elephant swap, a host gift, or a birthday for the food lover who has everything except this shirt.

✔ Made to order just for them
✔ Unisex sizing for almost everyone on your list (see size chart)

Holiday tip: check the estimated delivery date at checkout before you order, especially in December.

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SHIRT DETAILS

Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, a reliable everyday shirt known for its sturdy feel, smooth printing surface, and classic unisex shape.

✔ Classic unisex fit
✔ Durable heavy-cotton construction
✔ Reinforced shoulder seams
✔ Seamless body for comfort
✔ Made to order

Fiber content
• Solid colors: 100% cotton
• Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Fiber content may vary slightly by color and production location.

The lightly distressed texture, where present, is an intentional part of the artwork. Artwork placement and scale may vary slightly by shirt size and color, and screens can show colors a little differently than print.

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SIZING

Classic unisex fit.
• Order your normal size for a standard fit
• Size down for a closer fit
• Size up for a relaxed or oversized fit

Not sure what size they wear? Lay one of their favorite shirts flat, measure across the chest, and compare it with the size chart in the photos.

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CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
• Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly over the design
• Do not dry clean

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MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING

Every shirt is printed after you order it. Processing and delivery times vary with destination, holiday demand, weather, and carrier conditions. Please review Etsy's estimated delivery window before purchasing a holiday gift.

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RETURNS AND REPLACEMENTS

Because each shirt is made to order, returns and exchanges aren't accepted for size selection, change of mind, fit or color preference, or normal screen-to-print color variation.

If your shirt arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, message the shop within 7 days of delivery with photos of the item, the affected area, the packaging, and the shipping label, and we'll make it right.

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PERFECT FOR

Home cooks · Family cooks · Grill masters · Bakers · Foodies · Holiday hosts · Culinary students · Restaurant crews · Anyone who's always in the kitchen

Christmas · Secret Santa · White elephant · Hanukkah · Host gifts · Birthdays · Friendsgiving · Just because

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COMPLIMENTS TO THE COOK

Gifts for the people who feed us. Explore more shirts, sweatshirts, aprons, and kitchen gifts throughout the shop.

Thank you for supporting a small independent shop.
— Louie

AI disclosure: This design was created with AI assistance under my creative direction.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean