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Funny Goose Christmas Lights T-Shirt, Ugly Holiday Tee, Family Gift

Price:$28.93+

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Highlights

  • Materials: Cotton

IT CAME LIKE THIS.

Incident report from management: Gary was asked to help put up the Christmas lights. Gary is now part of the Christmas lights. When questioned, Gary stated that he found it like this, that it came like this, and that the plug was never his responsibility.

A Honk Industries Christmas tee for anyone who has ever untangled a string of lights for forty minutes and then quietly given up. Works for the family Christmas photo, the office party, Secret Santa, a white elephant swap, or Christmas morning on the sofa.

ABOUT THE GARMENT (the official paperwork)
Unisex staple t-shirt, Bella + Canvas 3001, in white. Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

SIZING
Unisex sizing. Lay a tee you already love flat, measure it, and compare. Want room for a second helping of Christmas dinner? Size up.
XS: chest 31-34 in (79-86 cm), length 27 in (69 cm)
S: chest 34-37 in (86-94 cm), length 28 in (71 cm)
M: chest 38-41 in (97-104 cm), length 29 in (74 cm)
L: chest 42-45 in (107-114 cm), length 30 in (76 cm)
XL: chest 46-49 in (117-124 cm), length 31 in (79 cm)
2XL: chest 50-53 in (127-135 cm), length 32 in (81 cm)
3XL: chest 54-57 in (137-145 cm), length 33 in (84 cm)
4XL: chest 58-61 in (147-155 cm), length 34 in (86 cm)
5XL: chest 62-65 in (157-165 cm), length 35 in (89 cm)

MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is printed after you order it, just for you, so nothing is overproduced and nothing sits in a warehouse. That is also why it is not instant: the delivery estimate shown at checkout is the real one. Ordering a Christmas gift? Order early and check that estimate.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean. Do not wrap Gary in lights.

GIFTING
A funny goose Christmas shirt for the dad who is in charge of the lights, the mom who hides the tangled box every January, or the whole family in matching chaos. Management has reviewed this gift and approves it.

Honk Industries. A legitimate corporation, allegedly.

Manufacturer(s):

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus
gpsr [!at] sindenventures.com

Product safety:

This product is made for adults.
2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $5.18
  • Ships from: Charlotte, NC

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Listed on Oct 8, 2026
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