I Spoil Them It's Policy Funny Goose Grandparent Shirt, Christmas Gift for Grandma or Grandpa, Silly Goose Holiday T-Shirt
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Get it byOct 29-Nov 7
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Cost to ship$5.18 to United States, 43215.
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I SPOIL THEM. IT'S POLICY.
Memo from management: grandparents are hereby authorised to spoil the grandchildren. Extra cookies, a later bedtime, a second present that nobody mentioned to the parents. Gary has reviewed the policy over his reading glasses and finds it fully compliant. Complaints may be submitted to Gary, who will not be reading them.
A Honk Industries Christmas tee for the grandma or grandpa who runs the most generous department in the family. Works for Christmas morning, the family Christmas photo, a grandparent reveal, Secret Santa, or the annual visit where the rules officially stop applying.
ABOUT THE GARMENT (the official paperwork)
Unisex staple t-shirt, Bella + Canvas 3001, in white. Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
SIZING
Unisex sizing. Lay a tee you already love flat, measure it, and compare. Want room for a second helping of Christmas dinner? Size up.
XS: chest 31-34 in (79-86 cm), length 27 in (69 cm)
S: chest 34-37 in (86-94 cm), length 28 in (71 cm)
M: chest 38-41 in (97-104 cm), length 29 in (74 cm)
L: chest 42-45 in (107-114 cm), length 30 in (76 cm)
XL: chest 46-49 in (117-124 cm), length 31 in (79 cm)
2XL: chest 50-53 in (127-135 cm), length 32 in (81 cm)
3XL: chest 54-57 in (137-145 cm), length 33 in (84 cm)
4XL: chest 58-61 in (147-155 cm), length 34 in (86 cm)
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is printed after you order it, just for you, so nothing is overproduced and nothing sits in a warehouse. That is also why it is not instant: the delivery estimate shown at checkout is the real one. Ordering a Christmas gift? Order early and check that estimate.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean. Do not ask Gary to explain the policy.
GIFTING
A funny goose Christmas shirt for the grandparent who says yes to everything: the grandma with the secret biscuit tin, the grandpa who slips them a little extra, or a new grandparent getting their first Christmas on the job. Management has reviewed this gift and approves it.
Honk Industries. A legitimate corporation, allegedly.
Manufacturer(s):
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus
gpsr [!at] sindenventures.com
Product safety:
This product is made for adults.
2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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Designed by
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MaterialsCotton
Delivery details and policies
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Get it byOct 29-Nov 7
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
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Returns and exchangesAccepted within 30 days.
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Ships fromCharlotte, NC
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Cost to ship$5.18 to United States, 43215
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