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Thermostat National Park Tee, Funny Dad Gift, Do Not Touch (100% Cotton)

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THERMOSTAT NATIONAL PARK. DO NOT TOUCH.

Established the day he paid his first heating bill. Protected land. One dial, set exactly where it belongs, guarded around the clock by a ranger who can hear it click from two rooms away. Visitors may look. Visitors may not adjust. Visitors who are cold may put on a sweater, like the sign at the entrance says.

A Honk Industries tee for the dad, grandpa or husband who runs the house climate like a federal park service: pine trees, a rising sun, a single sacred thermostat, and the only rule that matters.

Made for Christmas morning, Father's Day, his birthday, the first cold week of the year, and every family member who has ever been caught with a hand near the dial.

ABOUT THE GARMENT (the official paperwork)
Unisex staple t-shirt, Bella + Canvas 3001, in Natural, a warm cream colour. Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

SIZING
Unisex sizing. Lay a tee he already loves flat, measure it, and compare. Between sizes? Size up, he will wear it to every family dinner.
XS: chest 31-34 in (79-86 cm), length 27 in (69 cm)
S: chest 34-37 in (86-94 cm), length 28 in (71 cm)
M: chest 38-41 in (97-104 cm), length 29 in (74 cm)
L: chest 42-45 in (107-114 cm), length 30 in (76 cm)
XL: chest 46-49 in (117-124 cm), length 31 in (79 cm)
2XL: chest 50-53 in (127-135 cm), length 32 in (81 cm)

MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is printed after you order it, just for you, so nothing is overproduced and nothing sits in a warehouse. That is also why it is not instant: the delivery estimate shown at checkout is the real one. Buying it for Christmas or Father's Day? Order early and check that estimate.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean. Do not touch the thermostat.

GIFTING
A funny gift for dad that he will actually wear: for the dad who says "we are not heating the whole neighbourhood", the grandpa with a sweater for every guest, or the husband who knows the exact number and will defend it. A good Christmas gift for dad, a Father's Day gift from the kids, or a birthday tee for the park ranger of your living room. Management has reviewed this gift and approves it.

Honk Industries. A legitimate corporation, allegedly.

Manufacturer(s):

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus
gpsr [!at] sindenventures.com

Product safety:

This product is made for adults.
2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

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Listed on Oct 11, 2026
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