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Highland Cow Christmas Card Set, Snarky Funny Greetings from Handpainted Watercolor, Kraft Envelopes

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  • Materials: Cardstock, Kraft paper, Paper
  • Made to order

Seller's description

On a windy day in Scotland, I photographed this highland cow, which looked genuinely grumpy. That photo inspired the watercolor behind this card for Christmas haters: I simply added two Christmas ornaments to my painting.

Perfect for anyone who’s had enough of the holidays, these snarky, humorous Christmas cards are just right for friends, family, or the grump in your life!

Blank inside for your personal message and paired with kraft envelopes, they are printed and assembled in my Philadelphia studio. No stock illustrations, no AI. You’re buying directly from me, the artist.

Thank you so much for being here. Your support means I get to keep doing what I love, Silvana

• Sets of 5, 10, 15 or 20 blank Christmas cards, “Is Xmas over… yet?” on the front, blank inside
• 2 sizes to choose from: 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7"
• Matching kraft 150 gsm self-seal envelopes, A2 and A7 size
• 270 gsm Premium White Cardstock, Smooth Matte, Acid & Lignin Free
• Lab-quality Color Accuracy
• From my original handpainted watercolor
• Handmade from painting to assembly
• Signed on each watercolor print

Protected in a plastic sleeve • Shipped in a sturdy bubble mailer.

Made to order • Orders placed by 12 PM ET Mon–Fri ship within 24 hours • Free tracked shipping to the U.S.

Christmas Haters • Highland Cow Lovers • Fans of Snarky Greeting Cards • Funny Christmas Cards for Friends • Humorous Christmas Cards for Him or Her • Bulk Holiday Cards for Big Lists

Colors may differ slightly from screen to print.

© 2026 VARsee LLC. Produced in the USA.

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Price:$22.99+

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 12-17
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215.

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On a windy day in Scotland, I photographed this highland cow, which looked genuinely grumpy. That photo inspired the watercolor behind this card for Christmas haters: I simply added two Christmas ornaments to my painting.

Perfect for anyone who’s had enough of the holidays, these snarky, humorous Christmas cards are just right for friends, family, or the grump in your life!

Blank inside for your personal message and paired with kraft envelopes, they are printed and assembled in my Philadelphia studio. No stock illustrations, no AI. You’re buying directly from me, the artist.

Thank you so much for being here. Your support means I get to keep doing what I love, Silvana

• Sets of 5, 10, 15 or 20 blank Christmas cards, “Is Xmas over… yet?” on the front, blank inside
• 2 sizes to choose from: 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7"
• Matching kraft 150 gsm self-seal envelopes, A2 and A7 size
• 270 gsm Premium White Cardstock, Smooth Matte, Acid & Lignin Free
• Lab-quality Color Accuracy
• From my original handpainted watercolor
• Handmade from painting to assembly
• Signed on each watercolor print

Protected in a plastic sleeve • Shipped in a sturdy bubble mailer.

Made to order • Orders placed by 12 PM ET Mon–Fri ship within 24 hours • Free tracked shipping to the U.S.

Christmas Haters • Highland Cow Lovers • Fans of Snarky Greeting Cards • Funny Christmas Cards for Friends • Humorous Christmas Cards for Him or Her • Bulk Holiday Cards for Big Lists

Colors may differ slightly from screen to print.

© 2026 VARsee LLC. Produced in the USA.

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  • Materials
    Cardstock, kraft paper, paper

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 12-17
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    Philadelphia, PA
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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Meet your seller

VARseeArt
VARseeArt ·

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Listed on Oct 12, 2026