Funny Hiking Partner T-Shirt, Mountain Trail Risograph Tee, Hiker Gift

TRUST ME, IT'S FLAT.

It's an easy one, they said. Mostly flat. A nice walk. Three hours later you're on your fourth switchback, the summit hasn't moved, and they're still up ahead saying 'nearly there'. They weren't lying. They just have a very different idea of flat.

A Honk Industries tee for the hiker who plans the route, and the partner who no longer believes the word 'flat'.

ABOUT THE GARMENT (the official paperwork)
Unisex staple t-shirt, Bella + Canvas 3001, in Natural, a warm cream colour. Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

SIZING
Unisex sizing. Lay a tee you already love flat, measure it, and compare. Between sizes? Size up.
XS: chest 31-34 in (79-86 cm), length 27 in (69 cm)
S: chest 34-37 in (86-94 cm), length 28 in (71 cm)
M: chest 38-41 in (97-104 cm), length 29 in (74 cm)
L: chest 42-45 in (107-114 cm), length 30 in (76 cm)
XL: chest 46-49 in (117-124 cm), length 31 in (79 cm)
2XL: chest 50-53 in (127-135 cm), length 32 in (81 cm)
3XL: chest 54-57 in (137-145 cm), length 33 in (84 cm)
4XL: chest 58-61 in (147-155 cm), length 34 in (86 cm)

MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is printed after you order it, just for you, so nothing is overproduced and nothing sits in a warehouse. That is also why it is not instant: the delivery estimate shown at checkout is the real one. Buying it for a birthday or Christmas? Order early and check that estimate.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Honk Industries. A legitimate corporation, allegedly.