• May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring an embroidered graphic of a raccoon wearing green sunglasses. The text reads "EVERYONE RELAX I'M PROFESSIONALLY DEVELOPED" in dark green and brown lettering, accented by four small yellow stars.
  • May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring an embroidered graphic of a raccoon wearing sunglasses with the text "EVERYONE RELAX I'M PROFESSIONALLY DEVELOPED" in dark green, accompanied by small yellow star accents.
  • May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring an embroidered graphic of a raccoon wearing sunglasses with arms outstretched. The text reads "EVERYONE RELAX I'M PROFESSIONALLY DEVELOPED" in dark green and brown, accented by four small yellow stars.
  • May include: A holiday-themed thank you card featuring the text Thank You for supporting our small business! Your order truly means the world to us. We hope our product brings a little extra joy to your holiday season! Decorated with pine branches, red berries, pinecones, and gold stars.
  • May include: A collection of twelve crewneck sweatshirts displayed in a grid, featuring various solid colors including white, ash, black, grey, sport grey, navy, forest green, maroon, light pink, sand, light blue, and orange.
  • May include: A size chart graphic featuring black illustrations of a sweatshirt, hoodie, and t-shirt. Each item includes a table with width and length measurements in inches for sizes S through 5XL. Text includes SIZE CHART, SWEATSHIRT, HOODIE, UNISEX T-SHIRT, and manufacturing tolerance notes.
  • May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring an embroidered graphic of a raccoon wearing green sunglasses. The text reads "EVERYONE RELAX I'M PROFESSIONALLY DEVELOPED" in dark green and brown lettering, accented by four small yellow stars.
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  • May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring an embroidered graphic of a raccoon wearing sunglasses with the text "EVERYONE RELAX I'M PROFESSIONALLY DEVELOPED" in dark green, accompanied by small yellow star accents.
  • May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring an embroidered graphic of a raccoon wearing sunglasses with arms outstretched. The text reads "EVERYONE RELAX I'M PROFESSIONALLY DEVELOPED" in dark green and brown, accented by four small yellow stars.
  • May include: A holiday-themed thank you card featuring the text Thank You for supporting our small business! Your order truly means the world to us. We hope our product brings a little extra joy to your holiday season! Decorated with pine branches, red berries, pinecones, and gold stars.
  • May include: A collection of twelve crewneck sweatshirts displayed in a grid, featuring various solid colors including white, ash, black, grey, sport grey, navy, forest green, maroon, light pink, sand, light blue, and orange.
  • May include: A size chart graphic featuring black illustrations of a sweatshirt, hoodie, and t-shirt. Each item includes a table with width and length measurements in inches for sizes S through 5XL. Text includes SIZE CHART, SWEATSHIRT, HOODIE, UNISEX T-SHIRT, and manufacturing tolerance notes.
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Raccoon Teacher Embroidered Shirt, Everyone Relax I'm Professionally Developed Tee, Sarcastic Coworker Gift

Item highlights

  • Materials: Cotton, Polyester
  • Made to order

Seller's description

Bring pure humor and laid-back confidence to the workplace or classroom! Featuring an ultra-cool raccoon rocking sunglasses with the witty slogan "Everyone Relax, I'm Professionally Developed," this cozy crewneck is the ultimate uniform for teachers, corporate professionals, and anyone who has survived one too many training seminars.

🧵 PRODUCT DETAILS & CRAFTSMANSHIP

Made with comfort, quality, and attention to detail in every stitch. Each sweatshirt is embroidered especially for you, creating a cozy piece you'll love wearing again and again.

✨ Embroidery Details
Our embroidery hoop has a maximum width of approximately 9 inches. Please keep in mind that the embroidery size remains the same across garment sizes, so the design may appear slightly smaller in proportion on larger sweatshirts.

🤍 Fabric
Made from a soft and cozy blend of 65% cotton and 35% polyester, offering the perfect balance of comfort, warmth, and durability.

🪡 Quality Construction
Designed for everyday wear with reinforced double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for added durability.

📏 Sizing & Colors
Please check the size chart and color options shown in the listing photos before placing your order. For the best fit, we recommend comparing the measurements with a sweatshirt you already own and love.

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🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

A little extra care will help keep your sweatshirt soft and your embroidery looking beautiful for years to come.

• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle
• Turn the sweatshirt inside out before washing
• Wash with similar colors using a mild detergent
• Air dry for best results, or tumble dry on low heat
• Do not use bleach
• Avoid fabric softeners
• Do not dry clean

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🚀 PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

Every sweatshirt is made to order especially for you.

Production Time: 3–5 business days
Estimated Delivery Time: 7–10 business days

Please keep in mind that delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on your location and carrier conditions.

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💌 PERSONALIZATION

If your design includes personalization, please double-check all names, wording, colors, and other details before submitting your order.

If any required personalization information is missing, we’ll send you a message as soon as possible.

If we don’t receive a response in time to avoid delaying your order, we may proceed with the default thread color and sleeve style that best complements your selected sweatshirt color.

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🔄 MADE-TO-ORDER POLICY

Because each sweatshirt is made specifically for you, we’re unable to accept returns or cancellations once your order has entered production.

Please carefully review your size, sweatshirt color, personalization, and shipping information before completing your purchase.

If there is ever an issue with your order, please send us a message. We genuinely care about your experience and will always do our best to help.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

💖 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL BUSINESS!

Every order means so much to us, and we truly appreciate you choosing our shop.

Have a question about sizing, colors, embroidery, or personalization? Feel free to message us anytime — we’re always happy to help! 🧵✨

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  • Cost to ship
    $9.99 to United States, 43215.

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Specifications

May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring an embroidered graphic of a raccoon wearing green sunglasses. The text reads "EVERYONE RELAX I'M PROFESSIONALLY DEVELOPED" in dark green and brown lettering, accented by four small yellow stars.

Bring pure humor and laid-back confidence to the workplace or classroom! Featuring an ultra-cool raccoon rocking sunglasses with the witty slogan "Everyone Relax, I'm Professionally Developed," this cozy crewneck is the ultimate uniform for teachers, corporate professionals, and anyone who has survived one too many training seminars.

🧵 PRODUCT DETAILS & CRAFTSMANSHIP

Made with comfort, quality, and attention to detail in every stitch. Each sweatshirt is embroidered especially for you, creating a cozy piece you'll love wearing again and again.

✨ Embroidery Details
Our embroidery hoop has a maximum width of approximately 9 inches. Please keep in mind that the embroidery size remains the same across garment sizes, so the design may appear slightly smaller in proportion on larger sweatshirts.

🤍 Fabric
Made from a soft and cozy blend of 65% cotton and 35% polyester, offering the perfect balance of comfort, warmth, and durability.

🪡 Quality Construction
Designed for everyday wear with reinforced double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for added durability.

📏 Sizing & Colors
Please check the size chart and color options shown in the listing photos before placing your order. For the best fit, we recommend comparing the measurements with a sweatshirt you already own and love.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

A little extra care will help keep your sweatshirt soft and your embroidery looking beautiful for years to come.

• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle
• Turn the sweatshirt inside out before washing
• Wash with similar colors using a mild detergent
• Air dry for best results, or tumble dry on low heat
• Do not use bleach
• Avoid fabric softeners
• Do not dry clean

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🚀 PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

Every sweatshirt is made to order especially for you.

Production Time: 3–5 business days
Estimated Delivery Time: 7–10 business days

Please keep in mind that delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on your location and carrier conditions.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

💌 PERSONALIZATION

If your design includes personalization, please double-check all names, wording, colors, and other details before submitting your order.

If any required personalization information is missing, we’ll send you a message as soon as possible.

If we don’t receive a response in time to avoid delaying your order, we may proceed with the default thread color and sleeve style that best complements your selected sweatshirt color.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔄 MADE-TO-ORDER POLICY

Because each sweatshirt is made specifically for you, we’re unable to accept returns or cancellations once your order has entered production.

Please carefully review your size, sweatshirt color, personalization, and shipping information before completing your purchase.

If there is ever an issue with your order, please send us a message. We genuinely care about your experience and will always do our best to help.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

💖 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL BUSINESS!

Every order means so much to us, and we truly appreciate you choosing our shop.

Have a question about sizing, colors, embroidery, or personalization? Feel free to message us anytime — we’re always happy to help! 🧵✨

  • Materials
    Cotton, polyester

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 27-Dec 7
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted
  • Ships from
    Vietnam
  • Cost to ship
    $9.99 to United States, 43215

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